Hermes

Had the same problem temporarily just before midnight last night. [%sig%]

Eh, how do you know how old my mate is Nostradamus?. [%sig%]

Are there no showers in Denmark?.

Mav, I was being sarcastic mate. Believe me, there is nobody on this planet who has a lower opinion of Heskey than I do. [%sig%]

When Heskey scores he takes his shorts off, honestly, my grandad told me. [%sig%]

Come on Mav, give the lad a break. He said himself that he was often "unlucky" last season. [%sig%]

Look closely at the picture. "Kewell about to sign". [%sig%]

How many did you expect?. [%sig%]

DT, The "secret" was intended to get people wandering-"does he wear womens clothes?, is he in fact a woman, what is this dark secret". As nobody appears to care, and judging by some of the people on here I think most of them have a darker secret anyway, the subject is dropped. [%sig%]

Fucking mongoloids?, is this another of your strange pastimes?. [%sig%]

"Got home from seeing 28 days later". Are you a clairvoyant or something?. [%sig%]

But Harry and Damien are about to sign-allegedly!!!-cheer up. [%sig%]

I think Linda could do with a trim around the pubic hair. [%sig%]

Fourtimes, This has been a long medical mate, who are we signing?. Duncan Ferguson?. [%sig%]

An offer of £5m is not something to be sneezed at. [%sig%]

Anyone wishing to send condolences to his club?. They can be e-mailed at; http://www.olympiquelyonnais.com/1/12.asp Click on "contactez-nous" [%sig%]

Reply in French?. [%sig%]

"Serena has bigger bazookas than Venus". You mean the planet?, her silicone implants must have cost a fortune. [%sig%]

Having met him I can dispute that description. I think his toupee is very becoming. [%sig%]

Chris, I did not start this rumour honest. Derby-1st division-£50-ring any bellls? [%sig%]

Bill, Only the price of a tissue to clean your hand eh mate. [%sig%]

Your grovelling, arse licking apology is accepted. [%sig%]

Whether Liverpool want a fee?. That is something that pisses me off about Liverpool, we allow people to leave for next to nothing. Surely we should be asking for a something. Man U get over £1m for players who have played a handful of first team games. [%sig%]

Only an Irishman could come up with that. [%sig%]

You are the ref. See Danish king post. [%sig%]