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Is announced tomorrow apparently: I'm going with some dude who's got a black perm, he looks like Lee Mead who won that shitty Joseph programme and I cant remember his name but I reckon it'll be him.

Fancy bringing this up now. It's almost as if we're going to be playing them this weekend. Fucking retard. Swansea City's Ashley Williams stokes Luis Suarez fires in new book My Premier League Diary | This is South Wales ASHLEY Williams has ramped up the heat ahead of Liverpool's visit to Swansea by revealing he dislikes Luis Suarez more than any other player. Williams played against Suarez twice last season and will go head to head with the in-form striker again on Sunday when Liverpool are at the Liberty. In his book My Premier League Diary, which is out today, the Swansea City centre-back hits out at Suarez's behaviour on the pitch and the constant diving, which has made the Uruguayan one of the most controversial figures in the Premier League. "Suarez has that aura about him that says 'I'm untouchable'," wrote Williams after Swansea's 0-0 draw at Anfield last year. "I'd go as far as to say that the manner in which he approached the game, with utter contempt for us all, means that he's streets ahead of any player I've truly disliked since we've been in the Premier League. "He dived more than any other player I've played against before — it was so bad I was genuinely shocked. "Throughout the game, he just dived down and screamed at any given moment. "Now, obviously, diving has crept into the game more and more in recent years and, as a defender, you have to be aware of it. "But even the players you know that like a dive at least wait until there is some sort of challenge or contact. "Not Suarez. "A couple of times I'd hear the scream, see him writhing on the floor and for the life of me couldn't see where the contact could have been." Williams also took exception to Suarez in the return match last May. After Swansea's 1-0 win in SA1, he wrote: "Having played against him twice now I just have to say that I don't like the bloke. "They won a corner, and I appealed to the ref to say that it had come off him last. He said something to me with a bit of a snarl, so I just told him to shut his mouth. "I don't like the superior manner he brings on the field with him. "Basically I have no time for the guy at all."

Big game in the Irish League tonight. My local team Glentoran are at home to our biggest rivals Linfield. They are 7 points ahead of us in the league, so this is a must win if we have any chance of winning the league. The game is live on Sky Sports 1 at 7.25pm. COME ON YOU GLENS!

jackass actor,died in a car crash this morn.....

You fucking small country little bastards beat us at everything. Khan will be KO'd by McCloskey next. We are better than you at every sport going against other opposition but piss ourselves against you fucking toothless simpleton bastards. I hate the lucky gibidy Irish leprechaun loving cunts, this is your chance to gloat you smug dickholes. You can fuck off with your knicker dropping accent and your liver defying drinking and all. Cup final for you we won the fucking thing. Fucksakes. Singing the fields of Anfield road as well (I know, I know).

Former Liverpool striker Fernando Torres has labelled the period during the club's takeover saga last October as 'chaos'. The Reds were sold to New England Sports Ventures - now known as Fenway Sports Group (FSG) - in October last year following an acrimonious battle with former owners George Gillett and Tom Hicks. The saga took its toll on Torres and he left Anfield in January for Premier League rivals Chelsea in January in a £50million move that has left Reds fans with a bitter taste in their mouths. Torres knew the Merseysiders would need time to rebuild after changing hands and felt he needed to move on in order to maintain his successful career. "I knew I was an idol for the fans but it wasn't the same any more," he told sports daily Marca. "The institution was in chaos with the sale. There was all this talk of possible projects. Business "In many ways it reminded me of (former club) Atletico Madrid... a great history, many ideas but without money, it needed time. I don't have that. "People aren't honest in the world of football. You can't say the truth or be clear with people. It's a business and nobody is anyone's friend." Although Torres has endured an unexpected slow start to life at Stamford Bridge, the Spain international is still pleased to have made the switch. The 26-year-old has been pleasantly surprised by the camaraderie in Chelsea's camp, stating Liverpool's squad were always serious and rarely open to sharing a joke. He added: "Chelsea have proved they have top-level players in all departments and that they will always be competitive whatever happens, with an owner who will invest when it is necessary. "There are more personal relationships and jokes between the players than there were at Liverpool. Everything was much more serious there. Here, you don't have to prove you are a professional, it is assumed."

Dimebag Darrell was murdered on stage. Lived fast, played fast died because of some weird twat blaming him for the split of Pantera. I'll dig out the Black Tooth Gin tonight, if not I'll get some Gordon's instead.

Don't know why but he 100% Is in the city for next "few days" from the horses mouth. Me and a few friends where by the docks and he was being shown around by two massive fellas and a tiny guy dressed very nicely (agent maybe) we tried to get autograph but big fellas wouldn't let us close so I shouted "why are you in Liverpool mate?" and he replied "just a few days sorting everything out for the contract" Us or the toffees or some1 completely different? Anyone know anything?

Terrible shame. Legend. [YOUTUBE]Cn1t6l7UUPc&feature=related[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]BNKSs1J38EA&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

I can't believe Lurtzy's and Woo's idol has gone to the big gay, incredibly camp dressing room in the sky. On the other hand I could start a Danny La Rue - a - gram business now without worrying about being sued. BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Stage legend La Rue dies at 81 Entertainer Danny La Rue has died at his home in Kent at the age of 81, his spokeswoman has said. "Danny died peacefully in his sleep just before midnight last night after a short illness," she said. "His beloved companion Annie Galbraith was with him at their home in Kent," she added. La Rue had been ill with cancer. He made a career out of his vaudeville drag act although he disliked being called a drag artist. La Rue preferred the term "comic in a frock". Famous fan He made few appearances on television, but played a leading role in keeping the traditions of music hall and pantomime alive. La Rue suffered a stroke in 2006. In the 1970s and 1980s, La Rue was the most famous female impersonator in the world and was at one time the highest-paid entertainer in Britain, according to The Stage newspaper. He received an OBE from the Queen at Buckingham Palace in 2002 who admitted to being a long-time fan of the entertainer. La Rue, who was born Daniel Patrick Carroll in Cork in the Irish Republic, moved to London with his mother when he was nine. HAVE YOUR SAY He was a dazzling star, one of a kind, and will be missed very much WB, Cardiff, UK Send us your comments He first donned his wig and eyelashes during a naval concert party, having been sent to Singapore as part of Lord Mountbatten's invasion task force towards the end of World War II. He went on to become a West End cabaret star and was the first female impersonator to appear at the Royal Variety performance in front of the Queen. He was appointed an OBE in 2002.

I personally thought that mspain my ride was a success. We need a similar subject for the GF to display its amazing prowess with mspaint. Any suggestions?

Shanks Bar used to be th regular pre-match haunt...but it's gone right downhill over last few months. I didn't make the Boro game and was on the march last weekend...so, I need to establish a new pre-match boozer tomorrow. Dodds, Sandon, etc, always rammed...am thinking Cabbage, Salisbury or Flat Iron... Any TLW recommendations?

Why is it that when women go out, their social interactions have all the shady underucrrents of the KGB's Christmas do? When they're not being jealous or bitching, or trying to cause someone to be jealous, they're just trying to start shit. Two mild examples, but annoying none the less: On Friday I was in a bar sat down at the back with a couple of mates and there was a couple to our left. At one point my mates both fucked off to the bar and bog, and this bird's boyfriend went to the bar. Next thing she basically stares straight over and starts smiling at me. My mate comes back and is like 'What's going on here?' A few weeks back something similar happened. There was a group of two couples, and at one point the fellas go to the bar. One of the women comes over to me and is like 'so do you come here a lot, what are you drinking?' etc then she goes 'hey, just for a laugh pretend I've just sold you my boyfriend's bracelet' (she takes out this big chunky gold effort) and I just go 'No' So she moves onto the next bloke to try and get him to do it. On both occasions I just thought; 'you cunts, why can't you just enjoy a night out?' Then last night, we bumped into some rugby mates of my mate's, we were chatting a bit and I noticed one of their birds kept acting 'wacky' whenever I was there. I sat down at one point, and I gradually noticed her getting closer and closer with her back to me, while chatting to her boyfriend, and even in my drunken state I thought 'she's going to either stand on my fucking foot, or spill her drink on me' Low and behold, Her Bacardi 'slips' and goes all over her shoulder, she turns around full of appologies, and her boyfriend does the same 'she's pissed mate sorry!' but I just shook my fucking head, I could see it coming from an absolute mile away. I've got more examples of this kind of shit than would fit on the forum from socialising with groups of birds, and they've brought me to the conclusion that -as a rule - women don't make very good friends. Good 'mates' perhaps, for knocking about with and what not, but when the shit hits the fan, they're essentially too self-centred (perhaps this is genetic) to put anyone's interests above their own and are always looking to play even a simple situation (having a dirnk for fuck's sake) to their advantage. A bloke would throw himself on a grenade for his mates, a woman would only do so if God promissed her a pair of shoes in the afterlife.

According to the Liverpool channel last night, Ajdarevic has been told that he can find a new club. Anybody know anything about this? I thought that he was highly rated