Colonel Bumcunt

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Big opportunity coming up for Labour now, this looks like it's going to go to a GE this year or next. Can only hope that some Labour don't derail this by calling for a new leader like Raynor. Yes, she'd be a good leader, and yes I'd like to get a titwank off her, but now isn't the time for any of that, except the titwank.

Hold on to your hats...this Tory love-in might be about to take a drastic U-turn. BBC licence fee to be scrapped in 2027.

I see good things from him, that said, he was never worth the money they paid for him, and a keen eye would find another talent like him for a lot less. Id rather offer £60m for Gavi. If they need money then they need money.

The City run should have come off the rails, a natural occurrence, when getting to games 6 or 7 of the run, but instead we saw something else. A red card and pen helped them to a 1-0 win v Wolves, then utter capitulations from Leeds and Leicester that might otherwise have been a bump in the road. It helps when you can always put a very good XI on the pitch, and that's all it takes during December. That's where the money turns things their way.

Just seen the KDB goal, and sure enough it's swollen-roid-belly Kante letting him go, no attempt at a pro foul, like we see him do against us. Just fuck off, the pack of them, especially Tuchel. Gutless piss-flute.

We've only lost two games so far, the same as City. 2 games in hand, we could come back to within 8 points of them. I dunno, I'm not that arsed, I just want to win the CL or at least knock City out. They can't buy that one as easily.

It's the equivalent of Stephen Hendry, Pete Sampras, or Michael Schumacher, all facing opponents each game who have had half as much sleep as them. I don't want FSG to spend more money, I don't want to be spoken about in the same circles as these graceless, shameless bellends. I'd honestly shut the fucking curtains if they were playing at the bottom of my garden. Not only do I find them morally offensive, I find them fucking boring to watch. I genuinely think they're a piss poor effort at doing what the oil shaggers wanted, which was to recreate the great Barca team and how people were enthralled by them, albeit with a Mansour badge on it. Not happened. It's a poor imitation, a very pale comparison, much like the shirt colour, with nothing like the look or feel of the Camp Nou. If we did a pay per view comparison, each club in the division, we'd still be streets ahead.

Yep it's night and day. Just been watching Kante for the last 10 mins, strolling, shit passing, late to the ball. Must be running low on his juice tabs.

Sorry dude.

I can't speak to cunts hating LFC, that's going to happen, we're a big deal, fuck them dickweeds. Wood doesn't need to score goals, he just needs to create chaos for others around him to exploit.

At some point I'm going to need a fucking holiday abroad. I've a feeling that this year is the year. Anyone who has gone abroad until now is a complete cunt.

The barcodes are brilliant. Wood is a fucking grock. They need a grock as they can launch the ball without needing new signings in midfield. I'd expect them to sign another attacker to feed off the grock's knock downs. I'm not a Newcastle hater, they deserve better than what they've been given for the last few years. Not sure what this means for Joelinton, someone who has been lauded recently as one of their better players.

Thiago isnt a problem, he's invaluable to training, to development for players. The bastard must raise training levels by 20%, they all want to impress him and emulate him. Fucks sakez he speaks Spanish, Portuguese, German, English, and I bet he's got decent Italian just cos he can. It's up to Keita, Jones and Chamberlain want to be better athletes and better competitors as a result of being around the likes of Thiago, Salah, Van Dijk, Milner. I don't think Klopp regrets Thiago for a second. Klopp's problems stem from a freak injury to Elliott, and whatever it is that's kept Jones out. They were the options to rival Keita and Chamberlain, and the unlucky fucker has had periods with all of them not being match-fit. Personally, I'd only keep Elliott out of all four of them, but we are where we are now.

I see every FA Cup this afternoon is live on Bet365, but not on BBC, ITV, BT Sport or Sky. Why is no MP tweeting this?

March 2023 "KLOPP FRUSTRATED BY TCHOU INJURY SETBACK"

Could really do with picking a striker up on loan or bringing forward a signing. Vlahovic has 18 months left on his deal, coincides with Bobby contract running out. Could be something we do now, he'd be straight into the team as well, no 'bedding-in' periods waiting for a chance to play. Moussa Dembele at Lyon, another one at a good age with scoring pedigree and 18 months left. Might also be a catalyst for that Fabio Carvalho from Fulham. Not a proper striker but a wide forward. Which we also need.

Yes, I think they have a point. The likes of Dixon-Bonner, Beck, Bradley, Blair, Morton, Phillips, Neco, Gordon, Koumetio have all played for us in this year's competition. Its just yet another example of this season being a completely menopausal bitch that the minute we want to take the competition seriously we have our knees smashed by Covid. Fuck it, let the kids have a play. Jones needs minutes, as does Gomez. Robbo has had a rest. Question is whether to use the kids in this game or the Shrewsbury game. You could argue to go as strong as possible v Arsenal as we're close to a final and will have players back for the next leg. Karius Robbo Konate Gomez Trent Milner Henderson Morton Gordon Cannonier? Jones

I think we miss the schemer, the sort of player City have in abundance. Now obviously Elliott is one such player we have been denied, and I'm not a big fan of Jones, so I'd like one to come in. In our case we need a disciplined creative player, much like Grealish, and as his price-tag demonstrates they are not cheap. Now, it could be that Klopp has total faith in Jones and I end up being wrong, but I think we're definitely suffering here and now. The answer is Florian Wirtz.

Fucking Spastic Town.

Fucks sake. Milner and Jota. The two hardest working and most intelligent players on display today. Shit decision, and Milner's reaction sums it up.

I'd hook Mane and Henderson. Anything else is an error.

Milner has been brilliant.

DONT MAKE THESE SUBS

Been some weekend for them. MacAlister, Lanzini, and Kovacic.