Colonel Bumcunt

Bellingham still wearing the knee thing I see. Tick tock.

He seems very driven, that's great. Hope his agent isnt an absolute cunt.

Must admit I'm a bit torn on the latest Labour non-commitments. Part of me thinks "so what, they'll just change shape when they're in, like the Tories did 3 or 4 times". And then part of me thinks "fuck playing this game, let's take a chance on Greens in a coalition".

Ahh, young left winger Mo.

Some decent footy on BT Sport (TNT) tonight

Tore them a new arsehole.

Cars are a symptom of a problem, that problem being our daily commutes. We need to regenerate towns into mini cities. Part of that involves taxing the fuck out of Amazon and so small businesses can re-emerge in all towns again. Then many won't need to drive miles to work. If we carry on at this rate there will only be shops and schools in big cities, and towns will simply be houses with cars parked everywhere.

Definitely something in that, though it's debatable that a better defence would negate the need for him to perform heroics, ergo, we could win things with a lesser keeper in the future. We made a similar argument when we didn't win things with Gerrard, we've never had a better midfielder since he left but....

Not sure about that, I think already there's been a few footballers go across and discover that the money isn't going to make them happy to live in a desert. If the experiment continues for a few more years then older players may see it as a guaranteed 1 year retirement plan and not go there in their prime. I think the goldrush at the moment is based on maybe this is the only summer they spend mad cash on this venture.

He's not downing tools, but he's not coming out and telling them to go away.

Also, I'm guessing Salah doesn't want to be injured in January if that's when we're contemplating selling him. And what happened to the Klopp mantra that he doesn't want players who don't want to be here?

I agree, and I'm fairly relaxed about the impact on the season. We have a lot of options up front. We don't know ALL the release clauses, but I'm betting there's a few more than is known on the internet. I'm hearing Osimhen has a £100m release clause. While not a direct replacement for Salah he is one helluva goalscoring option who would suit the PL. I'd keep the other £100m dry and wait for a chance to steam-in on a top talent when it suits us.

£200m up front cash by 6pm, he's yours. Otherwise we should make it clear to Kingdom of Saud that their negotiator deserves torture for being so stupid as to wait until such a late time to make the bid.

I mean....if we're picking holes in the logic....the Saudis' window doesn't end for another week anyway. It's not over tomorrow. Idiot.

Thiago, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, MacAllister, Endo, Bajcetic, Elliott, Jones, Trent. Yeah I think we're done in midfield. A new CB tomorrow and we'll call this a decent window.

Watched some of his Leeds stuff. Nah. Don't get it. Some of his best challenges would just be fouls in a LFC shirt. For me, it's Kone. He wins the ball emphatically, he's the clear winner of duels. Everyone else is just a silver medal.

Such a waste of money and carbon. You'd think we could just get him on a normal flight. But no, at some point back in the past some cunt club started the fad of private jets and now we fly reserve left backs to this country like they're Bono.

Not really, I've put San Andreas on and am hoping to talk my missus into giving me a blowjob. I may instead randomly trawl wiki for massive earthquakes, I just haven't got time for much else.

Yeah, as captain it's a bit of a worry he can't keep a lid on this. Trent showed magnificent maturity to walk that tightrope for 89 minutes.

Sweet misguided Virgil. I agree the refs are inbred cunts and shouldn't touch you, but this is Ref Town and they have vendettas. Fuck this league, I want out.

I mean....yay.....but the bigger picture is the danger we pose with a proper 9 playing on the last man. If Klopp learns this and incorporates it into his team's going forward, brilliant. If he doesn't, then we're done here aren't we? We all like winning, it feels great, it's way better than drawing or losing.

He's happy to get off, get back in the changies 10 minutes early, lock the door, have a quick shower, put a gimp mask on and lie bollock naked on the masseuse table listening to Raspberry Beret until half time.

FSG aren't telling Klopp to play without a 9, or have an unbalanced back 4.

Not really, their manager will simply buy a replacement whereas our manager would pretend he's got no money and call us cunts for singing a song about him, fact?