Numero Veinticinco

Yes. I only read up to there, but the answer is yes.

All these puns are eating a lot of bandwidth. Saves going to have to cough up a few extra squid for the servers this month.

Barometer of what? How well we're doing?

We've sold want away players, yes.

And the thing is, it doesn't actually matter. We've sold lots of shit players in that time for lots of money. If we kept them, but didn't have one or two of our players but the net spend was higher, would we be better off? No. We wouldn't, of course. I'm much more worried about the direction the team and the club is going. I think it's fair to say things in that regard are going well. It's not that I don't WANT more money for signing, but I just have to be realistic.

I wonder how many other clubs who weren't in the Champions League the year before spent more than that in the same season. Anyway, to me it's much more important that we have spent a lot of money now we are back in it and we have improved our deals. It looks like FSG aren't taking money out of the club, and making it available to spend when the manager wants it. Then there's the loan deal, which is pretty good. Money, unfortunately, doesn't grow on trees. Out of interest, Woolster, can you think of any owners in Europe who are not either backed by an oligarch type individual (like Abramovich), or state sponsored fuckery (like PSG, Manchester Oilers) who are better than these lot? I don't think they've been perfect, obviously, but I think we could be doing much, much worse. I'm not entirely sure that we could be doing much better without the types of owners I just mentioned. Can you think of anyone? I mean, the two big Spanish clubs are there but they have an entirely different income source capability. German clubs are a bit weird, and even then maybe on Bayern would be on a list and they're owned by several different large businesses.

Fuck Ramsey off. Werner is quality though.

Very good, that.

What a cunt.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

And orders a pint.

Yeah. Shellfish bastards.

That’s just a rumour. I hate tittle-turtle like that.

Good, I'm newt too all this.

The Stig?

Fucking hell. Sorry. Didn't know you were like that. Fair fucking play to you, mate.

Did you really say that though? Because if you did, that's fucking excellent behaviour.

Wouldn't say that to their face, would you? Not without Jarv to back you up.

Who's the one on the left? Is it Fellaini in a Liverpool kit?

Who's that on the right?

Thanks, Mate. Will give it a go.

You can all go home lads. You're not going to beat that pun.

So it's either 1) The husband killed her, or 2) The Porchetta?

This is private business; keep your snout out of it.

I wonder why Rico doesn't post up any of the racist tweets from his Tory party supporters?