Numero Veinticinco

Alisson - 0 - Didn’t have to do anything. Trent - 4 - Vacated his RB position to do fancy stuff up the pitch. Gomez - 2 - Barely noticed him Van Dijk - 3 - Too comfortable on the ball Robertson - 2 - Scottish Hendo - 4 - Solid but no Ndidi Gini - 4 - Tried too hard Keita - 4 - Didn’t try hard enough Salah - 4 - No, seriously. Mane - 2 - Missed all the chances. Firmino - 4 - Didn’t miss enough chances. Subs: Origi - -1 - Shit first half Milner - 8 - Milner. Lallana - 0 - No comment.

Agreed. Absolutely monster from all three. Midfields work best as a group, and those three did really great tonight.

Oh. The talk is the pen not being a pen?! Cool. Don’t handball it in the fucking penalty area, eh?

We roll on.

For a player whoscored declared wouldn’t make a joint 11, Trent has been fucking amazing.

Truly unreal this team. Seriously. I mean it, I can’t believe just how good it is.

Functional to a fault.

Come on Millie. Big games James. Get in.

Yeah, I’m finding it great fun. A few beautiful passes that Gerrard or Beckham would have been knighted for and we are a ugly hoof ball team that’s boring everyone to sleep.

That’s how I felt, though this fella seems to be unimpressed.

Truly unbelievably controlling performance with exceptional passing. A little less than razor sharp up front but more of the same second half. Pleased so far.

That’s exactly it. The difference is that Utd are a big football club. The other two are small time mentality pricks.

Sure you weren’t just watching your arse?

Yeah, Amazon customer service is probably the best I’ve ever had. I use the online chat if something goes wrong and they sort it in seconds.

Really? Streaming perfect 4K here. Not so much as a smudge.

Yeah, I'd probably give it a 4 so far. I'm struggling to get time to watch it at the moment and when I do I'm being interrupted (joyfully, of course) by my lad. So I'm not really concentrating that well. Nice tits though. Yennifer, not my lad.

They'd get more into a joint 11 than we would? Okay. Alisson and Trent not in? Okay. We're lucky to be scraping a double points lead with a game in the hand at the top of the fucking table.

Well in, mate. I really good do with doing a bit more myself. Thanks for the inspiration.

Absolute wanker. And the person who put the tomato sauce on their dinner.

What's more out of place, the time period of her clobber or those gnashes in his mouth?

Pics or..,

If - if - we win this, we will be so unbelievably difficult to stop.

Having Turkey but got a big Turkey crown instead of a full bird. I think it'll be easier to cook, less fucking about with bones etc.

Fixed

Doubt it. He doesn’t have a vagina.