Shitty Arse

Passata and fennel sausages. That's some working class grub right there

People who insist on reversing into parking spaces when they could easily just drive straight in. Fuck off you square cunts.

I can't stand the royal family. I'm not very patriotic at all to be fair. I don't think Shankly or Paisley would've gone in for all that anyway. I would like to think they would have politely told them to shove their knighthood up their arse. Someone pls get hold of that banner on Sunday and set fire to it. The fucking cheeky twats

It feels so fucking good to stink the place out AND take the 3 points as well. Utd fans must feel like this every week. Cunts

321 Ched Rogers

There were 3 in the Ched and the little one said roll over...

Birmingham away anyone? a nice nil nil draw with poulsen and konchesky strutting their stuff. i remember going there in the cup when rafa was manager and arse fucking them 7 - 0 a couple of years earlier. bad cunt that hodgson fella. wish i could get even remotely enthusiastic abar england this summer considering theres loads of reds in the squad. then you look at that face rubbing cunt and want to commit suicide : )

why? sometimes the club sign players that genuinely excite me at the time. before they've even played for us. torres, suarez, kewell, mascherano, alonso for example. other times i'm distinctly underwhelmed or downright distraught ( carroll £35 million). rickie lambert doesn't get my juices flowing considering the season we've just had. i love being proved wrong though. i genuinely thought henderson would turn out shit. i wasn't enthralled when we bought sturridge. its boss when they turn out to be great players against your expectations. if thats not relevant to this signing then fair fucks mate. i dont give a fuck about being proved right. hopefully he'll win the balon d'or next season and i'll look a cunt. but i'd be made up for him anyway

personally i'm underwhelmed. probably as excited as when we signed david speedie ( or stewart downing even..). but then i thought harry kewell would be boss and hendo was dogshit after his first couple of seasons so who knows? i would love to be proved wrong

to live. white lace and promises

This. That was deffo motson that came out with that culture club shite as well! Mancs knocking us out 1985 Fa cup semi replay hurt as well. knowing we would've played Everton in the final for the first time.

aye aye snotty arse! god forbid i should post on a question time thread about my experience of being on the programme. I'll know my place next time. Anyhow knackered now as just got back from London after west Ham, i'm sure you went the match as well so its all good shitty arse

Me and my ex girlfriend got tickets for this a few years ago. I wasn't arsed but she was well into it and applied for the tickets. Had to answer a load of shite questionaire stuff etc. It was when i was living in Birmingham. The guests weren't all that, Raggy Omar, that Kramer vs Kramer Baroness, Max Moseley i think. Fucking so boring as you're sat there for about 4 hours in total under the lights sat on school chairs as they do a warm up dry run debate before they go on air. I was made up as i got my grid on telly! The ironic thing is we were both battling the most horrendous substance abuse problems at the time yet here we were at the cutting edge of the political zeitgeist instead of on jaybo kyle. i found myself admiring my undeniably beautiful and dapper self on sky+ later on that night whilst melting into the chez longe. These political types are a strange breed. The lad next to me arrived on his own, dressed in a full suit and tie, obviously asked a question hence giving me my shot at the big time and his breath smelt of dogshit. I look back on it now as a fucking surreal experience. Dimble seemed sound enough as well. He intro's himself when everyone is having tea and biccies at the start. There was no ale available.

Ha Ha... "Thank you very much ladies and gentleman, You've been a great audience we've been Moysie and the Scum. GOODNIGHT"!! Fucking cunts

unreal how much this lad has improved, thought he was absolute fucking dogshit in his first season. then you started to see glimpses last season, i remember him scoring at villa park, arsenal away. fucking phenomenal work rate and energy, like a more skillful mcmahon in a way, not as dirty just a fucking grafter. most improved player of the season, bit like when Lucas started to win the haters over after getting dogs abuse at the match. it's beautiful to see and i for one am happy to be proved completely and utterly wrong. if he does win the league i would be made up for him especially after ferguson came out with that unnecessary shite in his shitty book

that was a nice day out in Wales that! does anyone know is Gerrard deffo banned if he picks up another card?

Trevor Francis