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    The chipotle one is nice too.
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    Me neither. I’d be in one of the dance tents. They never put that on the telly though.
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    I used to enjoy going when it was easy to bunk in. On the occasions I’ve been when the weather has been hot it is fucking amazing. Can’t be arsed when it’s muddy. Looks like they’ve got fantastic weather all weekend the lucky cunts. Slightly jealous here watching it on the telly.
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    Martin Tyler to leave Sky Sports before the start of the season. What a great start to the day waking up to this news!
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    France: Inglorious Basterds A View To A Kill Killing Zoe La Haine Italy: A Bigger Splash Don’t Look Now Godfather Part 1 and 2 Spain: Sexy Beast Vicky Cristina Barcelona
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    Must’ve been one hell of a paper round.
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    Linda?
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    Never really understood the old exposing yourself and wanking yourself off in front of a completely disinterested employee thing myself. What a shit thing to ruin your reputation for. May as well ask for some bum sex as well while you’re at it. At least make it worthwhile.
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    When Roman said to Shiv his Dad promised him the job: “Hmm, persuasive. What else did he say when no one was around? That he was the Zodiac Killer? That he did Tupac?” Great stuff. That was one hell of a final episode. Loved it.
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    In crossover territory here for f**ty on the GF. I think this can go in the SEX PEST thread though.
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    Anything I wanted was a phone call away. Free cars. The keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city. I bet twenty, thirty grand over a weekend and then I'd either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies. Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over. And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action... have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. Thursday nights. UEFA Cup.
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    It’s a shame because he had big plans for a programme aimed at reviving his career, sending him to war torn Sudan. Rolf's Khartoum time.
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    It’s not happening now. That was the game I was pinning my hopes on on Thursday. I’m resigned to it now. No way the Mancs are fucking up with 2 home games left. We’ve only got ourselves to blame though.
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    Not looking good this. Brighton look absolutely fucking gash.
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    Feels dirty doesn’t it? Lesser of 2 evils. Rather that than the baldy weirdo winning it.
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    Only occurred to me recently that if City win the league, FA cup and European cup it will equal the other Mancs treble. One small consolation. I still hope Madrid beat them tonight.
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    With Newcastle dropping points it isn’t a complete washout. Fuck Wolves however. The fucking cunts.
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    I watched that. I was aware of it but didn’t realise how cuntish the authorities were in bringing it to a resolution. Appalling what happened at the end. Depressing that that could actually happen in a supposedly democratic western society.
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    What about when Harry Kewell chose us?! He was highly sought after at the time.
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    I like the remake of Cape Fear with Robert de Niro and Nick Nolte in it. Also Fatal Attraction which is a loose remake of Play Misty For Me. Drag Me to Hell is a really enjoyable horror film loosely based on old 1954 film called Night Of The Demon. I’m not really a fan of them remaking classic 80s films I grew up with though. I can’t even bring myself to watch the one of Ghostbusters where they made them all women. Or The Karate Kid. They should leave well alone.
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    If the Mancs shit themselves and we pip them for fourth it would be one of the funniest things ever after the quadruple talk earlier in the year. I know it won’t happen but I can still dream can’t I?
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    Ahh ok. When we’re not in it my interest plummets!
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    Arsenal are fucked now. Only one way this season is going to end. As we know all too well. Just hope Madrid beat the cheating cunts in the final. *washes mouth out
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