Bruce Spanner

If Clegg hadn’t been a fucking clown and asked Brown to step aside as negotiation for the coalition the world would be a very different place. But hey-ho, carrier bags are more expensive, so obviously worth it in the long run.

R4 just made a full apology on air for getting it wrong and not challenging him.

There was a really telling comment, but blindingly obvious for even the casual viewer, in the debate last night when Sunak said ‘And that’s what needs to be done to win the next election’, I’m paraphrasing, but it’s pretty close. Its not about fixing the country, it’s about fixing the next election, as always with these cunts.

EVERY GAME OF THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON SHOULD KICK OFF AT 3PM ON SATURDAY. FUCK OFF.

It won’t.

Not you, Shep. Obviously I was talking about these other goons. I may have been watching The Wire at the time…

Every single one of Sunak budget/reviews has been torn apart and brought about multiple u-turns. He’s proposed two tax cuts, one on banking transactions and one on city bonuses. Nothing he did during the pandemic was unique, in fact he looked to see which way the way was blowing and copied the easiest and left millions to suffer when it wasn’t expedient. He acted late and badly in all circumstances. A complete sham of a politician wrapped up in fantasy brand building and ersatz bullshit. A city boy looking at the world from a city boys perspective and tragically unaware of anything beyond the end of his own nose.

A tailor made suit where both arms and legs are too short, remarkable. This was an actual choice he made.

I am so fucking excited it’s back despite being utterly dejected, and tired, by football at the end of the season. That parade was a real tonic. 0-5

Dunning-Kruger effect.

Season prediction from Squires...

It was laughed off in the 'Nice idea, little man' and then 'You'll need to do maths and science, which you don't have' Brilliant scene and one I saw, sadly, too often in a former life.

Watching S4 again and there's a brilliant thing I've never noticed before. When the hoppers are in class and they ask them what they want to be when they grow up and the yougest one say's he wants to be like that neurosurgoen off the TV, Ben Carson, and its laughed off with 'you'll have to work hard for that shit' and brushed off. In the restaurant scene a few episodes later, when McNulty and Bunk are having dinner with their kids, Bunk's youngest says the same and its laughed off again as fantasy. It a real know your lane moment all round where expectations are low no matter what your socio-demographic standing. Just fucking brilliant.

Is Bouncers dream in here, I can’t see it?

It’s cool, you can move into the 41-45 on your next birthday and be with your people.

Again, nothing really, just a 'hunch'. That's why this should be interesting.

REALLY???? I refuse to believe you ain't old as shit. Good man for being old before your time. Only shock after this will be Moanero being a sprightly 25 year old.

Based on early data it looks like that's where the cool kids are.

Admit it, we all do it, but these young goons just look at us like the village drunk talking of mystical times.

Just the image you build of your internet pen pals!

Polly’s is a really good comparison. They both seem to have their recipe base and then build the hop profiles on top, which just leads to much of a muchness, but still solid beers. Anyhows that box looks insane value, enjoy!

I genuinely thought you were older, maybe mid sixties. Mal, I assumed you were my age, you owd cunt.

As it says...

Maybe, you’d expect someone to take you up though, surely. What do you reckon the average age is, if we take the stringvest outlier out? Id say 40/45. Lets see…

How the mighty have fallen. You can’t even give the things away now.