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Bruce Spanner

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  1. Bruce Spanner
    As tough as it may seem, these guy are good at what they do and should be able to help you do the right thing.
  2. Bruce Spanner
    People who upload videos of themselves 'singing' on to youtube, like they're ever going to get a contract...
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  4. Bruce Spanner
    Just found out that Phil Jagielka's middle name is Nikodem which means in Greek 'People's victory' Born, not manufactured!
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  6. Bruce Spanner
    Reverse that fucking horse, cowboy! Euphoria Morning is a fantastic album, a little dated now, but still stands up. Edumacate yo self.
  7. Bruce Spanner
    A pig's life was cut short in it's prime for that fucking abomination. Imagine, life, all the little fucker ever had, gone, so that, whateverthefuckthatthingis, could be ingested, not enjoyed, just ingested, scumbags. Hanging's too good for the cunts.
  8. Bruce Spanner
    Aguero, the shit cunt, has missed TWO penalties. I'm glad Coco and Boswell pulled the plug on that deal. Don't need a waster like that stinking the place out.
  9. Bruce Spanner
    Ask yourself, do you pass the T.I.T (Topbutton is Totes in place) test? If so you're a hipster and should act accordingly by ironically choking to death due to oxygen starvation as result of said topbutton being fastened, or if you're breezy about fastening it you're good and can only lament the fucking birdbrains stealing a conventional, if slightly subversive style, and parading it as something ersatz and ironic, the cunts.
  10. Bruce Spanner
    Sorry I couldn't really see, what with the back of ya ma's head obscuring my view.
  11. Bruce Spanner
    And I'd die smiling.
  12. Bruce Spanner
    Leisurely massage your perineum.
  13. Bruce Spanner
    I thought he had the face like a haunted fun fair, but apparently genuinely money was paid to this fucking mook for his resembalence to the crisp slinger.
  14. Bruce Spanner
    This man has been paid to impersonate Gary fucking Lineker! Somebody gave this cunt money for his 'likeness' to Gary Lineker, people are fucking idiots.
  15. Bruce Spanner
    Yup, well done!
  16. Bruce Spanner
    It is indeed the fat, rug headed, granny shagging idiots mirror image!
  17. Bruce Spanner
    Ok these are the last ones and they're slightly easier. Knock yourselves out!
  18. Bruce Spanner
    Incredibly, no.
  19. Bruce Spanner
    Incredibly, yes.
  20. Bruce Spanner
    Tape over all her Sex And The City videos with snooker.
  21. Bruce Spanner
    Wash your mouth out Alonso was never terrible it was all Rafa's fault for hawking him around and chasing Gaz Baz... It's a current manager.
  22. Bruce Spanner
    No, a manager.
  23. Bruce Spanner
    This was coming next..
  24. Bruce Spanner
    Yeah, too easy. However, who's this cunt?
  25. Bruce Spanner
    Ozil is right, Pique is The Gayer. Next...
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