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Is this from the same Norway Joe Nesbo writes about? No wonder Harry Hole was an alcoholic. I’d take up serial killing as a hobby if that was on the telly.

Booo.

Bjornebye Exposed In Soul Sell-out Scandal Shocka!!!!! I treated myself to a trawl though the MOWTOWN/SOUL/FUNK/R&B thread yesterday and discovered the following act of treachery in the last post on page two of that magnificent body of work: “I’ve been listening to a lot of motown again recently. Love dancing to it pissed in the kitchen.” Dated 8 January 2017, To my utter astonishment I noticed the post was submitted by none other than Bjornebye himself. Yet here we are, three and a half years later, and the philistine flatly refuses numerous calls to include The Four Tops in the plebiscite. Clearly this quisling needs inebriation, sobriety doesn’t suit him. Can we have less hip-hop, grunge, indie and white-boy trailer- trash, heavy metal filth and a bit more music? A band who can deliver a tune with melody, rhythm and musicianship plus a singer or two who can actually hit a note? Bjornebye: bend the knee, black music matters. Four Tops please Pal, and I’ll pay your bar bill.

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Bjornebye Exposed In Soul Sell-out Scandal Shocka!!!!! I treated myself to a trawl though the MOWTOWN/SOUL/FUNK/R&B thread yesterday and discovered the following act of treachery in the last post on page two of that magnificent body of work: “I’ve been listening to a lot of motown again recently. Love dancing to it pissed in the kitchen.” Dated 8 January 2017, To my utter astonishment I noticed the post was submitted by none other than Bjornebye himself. Yet here we are, three and a half years later, and the philistine flatly refuses numerous calls to include The Four Tops in the plebiscite. Clearly this quisling needs inebriation, sobriety doesn’t suit him. Can we have less hip-hop, grunge, indie and white-boy trailer- trash, heavy metal filth and a bit more music? A band who can deliver a tune with melody, rhythm and musicianship plus a singer or two who can actually hit a note? Bjornebye: bend the knee, black music matters. Four Tops please Pal, and I’ll pay your bar bill.

America put a man on the moon to escape nonsense like this. Beam me up Paddy, I've lost the will to live,

Nice one Pal, I really appreciate your attempts to broaden my musical horizon. Tragically, Dinosaur Jnr sound nothing like The Four Tops. Neither band sang at Woodstock, its probably why it rained on the day. Peace, love and soul songs.

Thanks for that. Let me be the first to say, it’s even worse than the live version.

I never heard of Dinosaur Jr until now. What they lack in notoriety compensates their sheer banality and the vocalist’s hilarious attempt to burst into song. Gregorian chanting while mowing the lawn. Woeful.

An astonishing opus that I’ve never listened to before today. A collection of abject dross that includes a cover version of “I Will Survive” that’s even worse than the original. Having listened to the entire album I can honestly say it’s the clinching argument against gun control. Truly lamentable.

I’ve no idea what they sound like, but in the spirit of sex and drugs and rock & roll I’m voting and praying for The Spinners. Join me, you only live once. Rock on.

Great idea Lurtz. Who do you think The Four Tops will beat in the final?

The Smiths have a 5 year back catalogue? A cemented legend of half a decade? If only it were true. The monotonous creeps have been hawking their single tedious tune, disguised in plagiarised lyrics, since at least 1984. Every day is like Sunday, every day is silent and grey. Sums up the Smiths to perfection. Boring cunts.

The question is an oxymoron. Jeans should only be worn for gardening, washing the car and trashing a Guy Faulkes. Brown shoes should never be worn under any circumstances. It’s an issue of taste and style. Some of us have it, others vote for the Smiths and Led Zep.

I read those McDermid about a year ago. I found them entertaining, but the plot quality declined in the last two novels as the stories concentrated on the relationship between the two central characters at the expense of a gripping yarn. Tantric sex, explored by a lesbian author, is not much of a turn-on for me I’m afraid. I’m currently binge-reading the Flashman novels, again. I find a hero who shags whatever is available, in the most unlikely circumstances, no matter how ridiculous, is a far more enjoyable read. There are worse ways to self-isolate.

An article in today’s Times claim LFC win more possession in front of the opposition penalty area than any other team in the Prem. It is a crucial factor in our success. The player who has won most possession in this part if the pitch is Naby. It seems Naby is not as disappointing as losing a testicle, even if he does drop the occasional goolie

I enjoy a lurk on RC. The site claims to have 400 LFC fans as registered members. That said, they are restricted to 5 or 6 posts per day and are usually banned for wumming. The sites finest posters are undoubtedly MU fans, especially the bute who posted earlier this year that LFC haven’t won a trophy since 2005 together with the wannabe analyst who claimed VVD is no better than Phil Jones. It’s comedy gold.

Just finished, The Lady From Zagreb, four more to complete the binge read. If The Dead Rise Not, is my favourite so far. Mainly because it was such an unexpected ending. Little wonder that novel won so many awards.

Ooops. Philip Kerr.

Binge reading Phillip Lee's, "Bernie Gunter" novels. The written words answer to crack cocaine. Finish one and you must have another. Sexy, witty, callous,violent and evil. Tremendous entertainment.

An audience member asked how the Tories were going to connect to the North. Helen Whatley replied: This is my second visit to Liverpool. I’ve been here twice in the past week. This caused an outbreak of general tittering. The Culture secretary is comedy gold. I’m looking forward to more of her.

Sounds of Silence by S & G is about how America felt following the death of JFK.

Give 'em a chance, play the kids.

Cheers PB, nice one.

Stuart Pearce awarded Ginni MOM on Talksport yesterday. After praising Gini’s performance, Pearce went on to say that Liverpool must be hoping the rumours of him wanting to leave Anfield are not true because he would be so difficult to replace. This is the first I have heard of this potential transfer, now we have Daisy’s quip. Can anyone else add to the paranoia?