Pureblood

We only have ourselves to blame. There was no need to force the issue either at 0-0 against Chelsea or 3-0 up last night.

Fuck it. There's always next season. And whoever Villa's best player is might have a world class night. Yeah right...

That's it in a nutshell.

It was the yang to Istanbul's ying, or whatever. Nine crazy minutes. Ironic that the attacking intent we've shown all season was ultimately our downfall against Chelsea and tonight.

You have to say that's the ultimate display in the arts of naivety and choking.

Suarez With Attitude

Too much hard work. A simpler and quieter life is better.

If we don't win it this season, as looks increasingly likely, it could be a psychological hammer blow.

Fuck da Pullis.

We'll need to score at least nine. Shouldn't be a problem.

They've conceded four goals in their last eight games. They haven't conceded three in a game since 21st December (at home to Newcastle) and they've only let in four on one occasion.

They might come across giant squid during the underwater search. They live deep in those waters.

He plays for Team America.

Another Mourinho tactical masterclass.

Don't they have hundreds of youth players to cover their arses?

Let it go. It's all over.

So what he's saying is that instead of building a new ground and getting our own act sorted, we should rely on the ultimate paper tiger to stop the naughty rich clubs spoiling everything. I can see Platini's silhouette riding in from the distance to save us all.

Perhaps. Either way they sure love talking about FFP. Usually in January and the summer months.

Legend.

Ah, there we are. It has been a while since they mentioned FFP. I was worried they'd forgotten about it but nice to know it's still numero uno in their list of excuses. Anyone would think the transfer window is about to open.

Napoli's Coppa Italia success inspired the lads.

The spirit of Istanbul means we never give up.

We need a montage.

Doldrums.

The Torres money paid for Suarez. Skrtel has been instrumental. Agger, Johnson and Lucas have all made contributions and key player Sterling was signed under Benitez.