I really... and I mean really... hate that You Can Call Me Al song by Paul Simon.
And that fuckin Don't Worry Be Happy one.
Another one that grips my shit is Dry Your Eyes Mate.
We got a new car yesterday, an Astra Elite...... she's refused to drive it.
"Why?" I asked ..... and her rely was ....... "because of all the buttons".
We got a Beagle puppy a week ago, she's 10 weeks old.
What a nightmare.... she's eating & chewing everything she shouldn't & for every 3 craps or wee's she does outside, she does 1 inside.
Yep.
2 years ago I was seeing a girl who's in the RAF, first time I shagged her she climed on top of me, tits in my face & pumped up & down.
She came & I thought she was actually pissing on me !!!!
I've got an old video of LFC in the 70's... jesus, Keegan was just fantastic.... younger generations won't know or seen how great he was.
And what a replacement with Kenny, who was even better.
Apparantly, that Alex Jones bird flashed her arse playing tennis with Andy Murray yesterday.
This momentous occasion should be seen on the mighty GF here, but I can't find any unblurred pics ... anyone ???? :)