Prostitution. Politician. erm that's it. Although if you want to be good at the former you will have to put in some effort, unfortunately their is no such thing as a good politician...
Everything else requires a bit of effort... oh wait playing in goal for the BS against City, that requires no fucking effort whatsoever...
England manager? expectations are pretty low but you must have a big brown fucking nose...
Peaches Geldof's smack supplier? (to soon? ) ...