Nasty Lizard
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Today a group cuddle, tomorrow a sex pest.
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My mate and his bird are driving along with the radio on and the newsreader says there's been a train crash somewhere and a mail train has derailed. My mates bird exclaims straight away that she "didn't know you could get male and female trains".
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A mate of mine (Dave Bates by name, Masturbates by nature we used to say) swears he was cracking one off once with his headphones on, and eyes shut for concentration. As he finished he opened his eyes to find a steaming cup of tea on his bedside table.
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Whilst I appreciate your dislike of Wilkes, seeing as he is the the co-founder of soccer aid, it would be a bit rude of him not to turn up.
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I don't think it will be comfy by any means. Bute is classy, and his movement is really really good. He's not going to stand around and get hit. I think he (Bute) could do it on points. The only thing he has against him is the fact that he normally fights in his own backyard. Should be a cracker.
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Who is our new director of communications? It is Jen Chang, or it actually Dave fucking Whelan?
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Living near Stoke, I can confirm that Owen, the cunt, would fit like hand in glove. Cunt. Although, depending on which part of Stoke he frequents, his next family day out is more likely to be ruined by his car being jacked up on bricks, and a syringe in his eyeball.
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This is a bit like a sick lucky dip. We could end up with any fucker. Put your hand in. You could pull out a gold watch, but you could have your hand bitten straight fucking off at the wrist. I have no idea which will happen.
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They say its not the winning that matters but the taking part that counts. Is it fuck. Not for Torres and that other cunt Owen. They are quite fucking happy to tick along picking up 'viewers' medals. Torres never got on the fucking pitch at wembley and a token fucking gesture again tonight. Both cunts. I hope Torres gets home to find hes' been burgled and someone has pissed in his fucking 20 foot fish tanks.
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That top pic is the exact bastard that i tried (unsuccessfully) to insert in my first post. Its fucking good going getting negged on your second ever post? How the fuck do I get un-negged?
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Maybe a tools guide to attaching pic? Do I host them somewhere and attach the url? as it woudn't let me post a link until after 10 posts.
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In fairness, as a newby not wanting to sniff around another forum members cyber-piece, I did do a search. However, I'm reassured that I'm not the only person that things shes a dirtbag.
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With the olympics on top of us every magazine - apart from the top shelf -seems to have this minx on the front cover. Now I normally have a rule that I don't shag birds that are much better at something than me - just to save any embarassment, - and in her case I can think of at least seven things. But I really think I might make an exception in this case. From reading this forum I'm aware that at this point i should attach several pics of her looking fit as fuck for proof, and exclaim that I would smash her doors in. But in Jess's case her kipper isn't up to much but her bodywork is mint, so I'm struggling for really worthy pics (and the ability to attach them?!) Can someone help with the proof? But I think the post it really just because I can't help thinking that she is just absolutely fucking dirty as fuck. I would appreciate your thoughts.
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Absolutely great post, and one that has moved me (a regular lurker for months) enough to make me login and hit reply for the first time. I was only 9 when Kenny signed but was old enough to wonder how we would ever replace Keegan. I recall at the time wondering why Keegan would ever want to leave. I needn't have worried. Kenny was made for Liverpool. Playing footy across the park I used to try and emulate his style whilst playing 'attack and defence', backing into the defender, arse out, elbow out protecting the ball. Then turn the defender and chip it into the far corner. In my mind I was Kenny Dalglish. This time round, I absolutely loved watching his telly interviews. Fucking fantastic every one, so dry in humour - 'are you working for Fergie?' Genius. Whats happened is an absolute travesty. And what happens next, whatever it is will be a poor second best. I felt safe with Kenny in charge, I trusted him absolutely. He was like a favourite family uncle who you know will always get you out of the shit whatever the cost to himself. I know without question that what we feel for him, he feels for us to. I'm torn between saying - fuck it - thats it for me now, and that feeling of loyalty that you just have- and somewhere in the middle is a sort of limbo where I am now. But its a horrible feeling and I'm not sure how to make it go away.
