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Actually Thiago needs to come out, he's played every game recently. Stick Jones in and just have them run around as fast as they can until they fall down. What we need to happen is we bury the first 2 chances we get.

If we blame everything on Ox then the solution is easy. Don't start with 10 men every week and things should improve.

Ali Trent Gomez Konate Kostas Milner Thiago Keita Elliott Mo Gakpo That's what I he will play.

I don't think you should lend friends money. If you can afford it and the need is genuine you just give it to them. If you can't afford to give it to them then lending it is just asking for trouble. From my experience (that mainly being friends of friends) lending money to mates never ends well.

Ginny and Georgia is fucking shit, based on the bits I've had to suffer.

Elliott is talented, Klopp will make a success of him.

Well Frank, all you have to do is beat West Ham and we will sack you. Lose and you're here for good, choice is yours.

Maybe they could smell the Tory of you?

Ireland played Georgia about 40 times in recent years and he even escaped my radar. He was obviously doing something right, €12m is buttons by PL standards but it's a big investment for all bar maybe 10 non PL clubs.

There are no rules, RB Leipzig are nothing to do with Red Bull.

Spotify are suggesting I listen to the Holtecast, they obviously think we're done. Fuck that, ever the optimist I still think we will finish ahead of Villa.

I've always thought it was visibility. Get westerners to visit, establish yourself as well known nation and you're safe. Even the fact there are probably 50k European's living there now makes it more difficult to bomb. Places like Yemen can get blown to smithereens and nobody cares because its a dot on the map you wouldn't pinpoint in 20 goes. Afghanistan and Iraq are easy to bomb, they're aren’t any blonde's with new lips posting pics on Instagram. What doesn't fit into that narrative is the fact they continue to spend, after a world cup Qatar would have already met the above criteria.

The plan is for us to continue being mauled by Brentford and Brighton until the point we would welcome Putin.

Yeah and we would have had his best 6 years, the next 2 or 3 won't be anything near as productive as those. We would have had a 18 months of Saka already and another 7 or 8 years where he could be exceptional. That certainly looked like the plan, maybe it was Sadio's decision to leave that changed that.

Utd have 23 points from 30, that's the best the league can offer, that's a crisis for us or City over the last 5 years.

A couple of years back it looked like the plan was sell Mo and pay Saka's £40m release clause. That would be have been a brave decision that drew huge criticism but right now it looks like the right one. Saka is going to be what Mo was in a couple of years, well he would be if he got the Klopp treatment.

One of the worrying things is refs have been bailing us out in recent weeks. Brentford and Brighton were denied goals and penalties by gee hairs and Wolves were proper robbed.

He set up the goal, he put in the cross that the lad smashed in so that's an assist. I don't care what the records say, he set it up.

He had an assist against Leicester, then Brentford and then Wolves, 3 in 3 games.

Salah has been shit quite a few times this season but he's not the issue. He will play well and score plenty in a functioning team. The Henderson deal was really poor, Salah had options, Henderson didn't. Who would have bought him or even offered him a bumper contract on a free? The answer is somewhere between no one and probably no one.

A positive from today is Caceido is brilliant. Any doubts we had should be gone, put the money down.

Where are the peds? Whoever has them needs to deliver them to the training ground tomorrow. 2nd question, do we want to beat Wolves and get roasted by Brighton again?

Nah home form will get us to 40 points.

Everton are our season now, they're relegation is all we have to look forward to.

Who's next???