Evelyn Tentions

Biden is a dead duck. The Trump and Merde-och campaign against him, all smears and innuendo, will guarantee 4 more years of Trump

If you ever see these, try them. Bronze Daccan/Red banana. They have the most incredible intense banana flavour. Best of luck finding them - I've seen them 3 times in about 30 years. Once in Towns ville, once in Byron Bay and once in Saigon. They take twice as long to grow as Cavendish and they're twice the height so the commercial growers aren't interested. I have a photo but I'm fucked if I can work out how to post it.

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/feb/05/panama-disease-found-in-queensland-banana-farm-threatens-90-of-australias-production

You'll have to go to West Africa or Malaysia, they are about the only places they can be grown due to the dreaded Panama disease. Make the most of the Cavendish bananas while you can. A new strain of Panama disease is hitting them now and you can bet the disease resistant variety probably won't be as tasty - if they manage to find one.

Me too. That's two down already. I don't know if I should pick another nonagenarian or do a Woolster and see who's just announced they have end stage cancer.

Glad to hear it. Nothing worse than a state that wants to relocate.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/03/judicial-watch-misinformation-iowa-caucus-voters

Lies and smears started already in the Democratic primaries. The Democrats would be stupid to nominate Biden as their candidate. Whatever his policies, the smears and lies by Trump and his organization would guarantee a second term for Trump.

Mad Mike Hoare gone at 100

Having achieved his aim of getting the country out of Europe, making himself redundant as an MEP what are the odds on the odious slime bag Farage trousering a very generous pension from Europe

Despite saying he won't watch the match, Jurgen will probably go in disguise, with a beard and wearing glasses and a baseball cap. Oh. Maybe not.

I'll replace Nicholas Parsons with Christopher Plummer. Another crumbly.

After trying to shift the blame on to Greenies and arsonists, the latest major fire has been started by a military helicopter. Government sponsored arson.

You bunch of slack bastards. One of mine has just a minute ago croaked.

The Princess Bride Biloxi Blues The In-laws (the original Falk/Arkin version) Father Goose Midnight Run

I've no idea who Al Swearengen is but "free, gratis, and for nothing", I remember going back to the 60s.

Not a fan of horror movies. 1 Vampyres (the original) 2 Dr Terrors House of Horrors

I said that last year!

Actually most of them are over 90 and been on my hit list for years. Fucking malingerers.

PM sent. All over 50, All apparently immortal

NSW (Australia) is increasingly a police state. Drug sniffer dogs are routinely used at music festivals and dozens if not hundreds of illegal body searches carried out, many of them on minors without an adult present. All gleefully endorsed by the Premier and Police Minister - who is also on record as saying it is good for children to fear the police. Fascist cunts.

He's from Salford. No more need be said.

Sounds like one for @fesshole. Some side-splitting stuff.

I didn't say it was for vegetarians but the vast majority of "meat alternatives" etc are soy based. The majority of, and the best, Australian lamb and beef is grass-fed, mostly on land that is otherwise unproductive (except of course for the original plants and animals on the land)

It's what they do to them that is the problem. Soy is one of the most evil crops going. Between the genetic modifications and the environmental damage being done to grow more and more of the stuff. But then I only have qualifications in Biology, Environmental Studies, Horticulture and Med. Technology so what do I know.