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Doesn’t everybody own waterproof trousers? Surely they are a basic for hiking in the Alps during winter. Or Wales if you insist on staying on the island Also, a quick life hack. If you don’t have linguine in the cupboard, just hit your spaghetti flattish with a hammer

If she was sorry for anything other than her own predicament she would be open about what she knows about the parties

My first reaction was “interesting, haven’t seen liver on here for a while” My second reaction was “Christ, how do you fuck up bacon so badly that it looks like liver”

Good choice with shakshuka, currently my favourite at the brunch place across the road. I’m intrigued as to what the solitary orange slice on Bob’s breakfast is for

did you win the ice hockey game?

How is that possible? Go to Paris immediately and take the missus. It’s wonderful and Galeries Lafayette has a great floating Christmas Tree with a 30 foot astronaut Santa at the moment. Shopping is pretty good in there too

I think he’s getting transferred to the US National Guard

Jesus loves you more than you would know

It’s a coded message to the Tory Faithful that she’s up for Golden Gating

The original Coldplay

You’ve always been hysterical fannies

Why would live ammunition be anywhere a film set?

The number of bin lorry drivers taking jobs with supermarkets for £15k more a year is starting to seriously affect collections across the country and will likely lead to a public health issue. Genius planning there https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/oct/23/christmas-bin-collections-in-uk-at-risk-as-lorry-drivers-quit

Are you finding much difference between the recently roasted ones and the ones that have been sat in tins and supermarket shelves for ages?

Happy birthday, hope you have a great day

Yellow honey is the drying process and I think Villa Sarchi is the type of bean. At least that’s how I’m reading that bag

Honey process is good, at least the one I got. Light to Medium roast, no bitterness at all, quite sweet and a bit fruity although I’d struggle to say what fruit - I’m shit at describing tastes

My OCD is kicking in over the number of “quarter” finals we are having

Best TLW quote ever but I fear its implementation would kill the site

Your randomiser hates music

The lesson here is not to give your kid the good egg (or beans, obviously)

There are some shortages of computer chips and construction materials over here but we are managing to fill the all the supermarket shelves with food, petrol stations with fuel and we have enough gas stored to see us through the winter So if you’re not building something or need to buy a car or something similar then there are zero effects to these shortages - which appears to be significantly different to the UK’s situation

I hope you didn’t eat it either

Global Justice Now said in a tweet: “Matt Hancock blocked international efforts to allow low- and middle-income countries to produce their own Covid-19 vaccines, leading to millions of global south deaths. The audacity of this man claiming to help African nations and promote sustainable development is sickening.”

Don’t they make coats for fat people or have tailors in the U.K.? If that was my missus I would be studying the Crime of Passion defence and figuring out how to apply it