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Fair enough, I was under the impression that the troops were more in favour of ‘Mericans can do no wrong on foreign soil. Probably I was under-estimating them On the mad rush to executions, I haven’t seen photos of all of them, but are there any white people that aren’t women?

He’s trying to side with troops after calling them losers On the other hand, he’s decided that he needs revenge on the Republicans and is demanding they up their stimulus cheques from 600 to 2000 a head as the Democrats want. Sometimes you can be in the side of right for all the wrong reasons

I’d like to do something with my hands. Unfortunately my hands are shit. Making complex and beautiful stuff out of wood or iron for people who can pay high-end would be a dream job

I like the ‘not awarded’ years. It’s a beacon of self-awareness combined with humility when a country admits that all their citizens were shit for the entire year

Done

Santa leaves chocolate in your boots and maybe a small present if you’re good. If you’re bad he leaves a bundle of sticks. If you’re Austrian and bad then Krampus may kidnap you in a sack and beat you with the sticks. And if you’re Dutch then you get to be racist for the day On Christmas Eve, you get your main presents but they are delivered by Baby Jesus. In our house we also do a Christmas Day where British Santa leaves some presents. Our daughter is learning that it’s good to be half Hungarian and half British because you get more Christmases. Happy Birthday to your dad

Happy Santa Claus Day

How does a pre-emotive pardon for unspecified crimes work? Does Giuliani effectively have a “get out of jail” card that he can use for any federal crime?

I like Star Wars because I loved it as a kid. People seem to expect a hell of a lot from a franchise aimed primarily at children

Working from home and kindergarten. A magical combination although I need to be careful that it doesn’t lead to another little cock-blocker edit: that was about the sex thing. We’re all screwed on the iPad screen time thing, it’s inevitable that they will spend their entire lives looking at screens so just try to make sure that they look at something vaguely educational

Pretty expensive, roughly the same price as your Filson Mackinaw although I got a 20% discount. But I’m now at a point in my life where I’m prepared to spend a bit extra on coats, boots and similar so long as they are of sufficient quality that I know I can get at least 20 years out of them. And I no longer give a fuck about fashion so I don’t need to worry about getting new stuff every year or two

Just bought a new parka and thought I’d get a heavy waxed jacket with padding. Also fancied a bit of colour given my usual assortment of dark blue and black coats for the winter months

Clearly Dionne Warwick so her punishment for being a blood relative of Whitney Houston will have to wait for a later round

No. Not accepting that I have spent a lifetime not getting a second meaning to this joke

Smoked for years, gave up for 18 months, moved to Hungary and started again, partly because at that time everyone smoked and partly because it was so cheap. Gave up about 7 years ago via ecigs and don’t miss it at all Just checked online and a pack of Marlboro is £3.50

Camo is making a comeback this season amongst the American Heritage Workwear scene. Perhaps he’s a hipster

at least we know that Roswell is bullshit because there’s no way he could have kept his mouth shut about aliens

Wolf Blitzer is thick as pigs hit. How did he get this job?

I don’t see Biden getting a landslide or a win declared on election night so the 24 hour countdown to Civil War starts about now

Happy birthday, have a great one

How specific do pardons have to be? Do they have to list everything he’s done to be effective? Could be interesting

I report to air all the time

It’s Bob and it’s not even close. Which is a shame for Weller because there’s another thread out there with Billy Joel that he would piss all over

There’s a part of me that’s a little bit in love with anyone who presents Uptown Girl as justification for an artist being amongst the best in the world. It’s the same part of me that demands that I put a few pennies into the charity box for people with learning disabilities

Saw McCartney a few years ago and he played 40-odd songs with 35 of them being from the Beatles. Live and Let Die was good though, flames jumping up from the stage Im abstaining, I can’t vote against McCartney on anything even though Curtis has the better solo songs