scudger99

Aye, but ye've nae baws tae go wi it.........

Coming out with shit like that is what leads to folks giving you personal verbals. Just saying like.

I quite enjoy reading your stuff, even if I don't agree with all of it, and I don't have a liking for the personal stuff. But calling yourself a top, top poster is akin to the Mourinho "Special One" moment. It makes you look like a bit of a quim, even if in reality you aren't. It also guarantees you pelters on a regular basis. If you stick your head above the parapet on a forum like this, you will get a barrage of shite thrown at you. Like Maureen rightly does.

Quality stuff from GOT. Tipp blue Player Valuation: £10m 3 minutes ago #40 They could put a wheelchair bound, blind 105 year old in goal and still have a chance against us. Reactions: Alanbileysfeathercut

These cunts are on the right track : http://is-a-cunt.com/

The referee in Wednesday night's Napoli game. Truly a cunt's cunt, a proper fanny's arse. All politicians, self serving corrupt sweaty palmed cunts.

I'll wait for confirmation and disregard any speculation. It makes it harder having Fab out but we were on the up and got to a CL final before he signed so it's not doom and gloom.

I read a little something recently from someone who apparently knows his family, and Joe has been dealing with something in the background. They didn't elaborate, but it's obviously pretty serious if it's affecting his form. All this shit with that slimy fucking cocksucker Sterling hasn't helped either. The club are supporting him through it, and the supporters should too. It's not often an extremely talented and dedicated young professional player with his career ahead of him will just "lose it" without something going on in his life. Just because we don't know about it doesn't mean it isn't there. Long term he'll be fine, he couldn't have a better manager or team captain putting their arm around his shoulder when he needs it most. And making sure his private life remains just that.

Gary Speed had an abundance of 2 of the qualities lacking most in professional football today : dignity and humility.

Made fae girders, powered by Irn Bru. Hopefully he gets over his niggles and keeps his performance levels up.

Not for fucking long.......

Where is Fellaini plying his trade these days anyway ?

Mind reader ! Beat me to it about Neymar diving......

He'll have plenty of opportunity to do that, Maureen's chock full of shit.

There's the thing though, nobody would have seen Citeh or even the Blooshite (at home) dropping points to Norwich. I can't see them winning all 4 of those games, although Leicester do have recent history of defying expectations. I do see them drawing at least one of those. And them drawing against city would be handy for us too.

What a team we have currently, we're winning regularly despite Lovren helping the opposition.

Sterling ? He has the personality of a rattlesnake with shithouse dog AIDS. What the fuck's he doing in that list ? Are these uppity cunts even aware of his unprovoked assault on Joe ? I couldn't give a shit who wins the fucking thing - as long as it's not that little prick.

Reality is starting to sink in for some of them : Gareth Gibson Player Valuation: £2.5m Today at 4:01 AM #1 If our current form continues we will be relegated, a disaster from which we could never recover. Everything about our club screams the lower leagues, our antiquated wooden stadium in particular. The only manager who would have a reasonable chance of keeping this woeful squad in the Premier League is Big Sam. I can't stand the man but I think we should bite the bullet and put our record breaking top-flight status ahead of our purism. A whole new thread dedicated to Big Sam. Goodison chippies will be rubbing their hands in anticipation.

More Champions League final appearances in the last 18 months than League losses. That's fucking staggering. Someone should post that little tidbit on Everton's GOT forum and see if they can just break the fucking Internet with fume levels. I'd feel a lot more comfortable if the 3 teams trailing us would all just drop some points in the next game or two just to give us that little extra breathing space, but fuck it it's in our hands now and I doubt that anyone could have predicted how this season has unfolded thus far. I get the impression there'll no letting up or blowing it, there's a calmness and focus about the team now, this is fully Klopp's team. Traditionally we go up through the gearbox going into the New Year, so hopefully we can capitalize on that resilience in the meantime and enjoy the run down the home straight while handing out a few twattings for good measure and give a chance for people's fingernails to grow back a bit.

And having the salesman and neighbour knowingly laughing in their faces.

Nail on the head. The way that they are touting managers with proven European pedigree as being next in their dugout is further proof of their separation from reality. The harsh reality for them is that right now the Moyesiah or the Gravy slurping fatfuck is their level. When you're used to dining on steak at the top table, who wants the option of a dod of dogshit instead ? The Bloo fans who realize this are soon shouted down by the deluded masses who think that Everton are the next Champions of Europe in waiting.

Nae bother mate !

They won't win it as long as we're still in the competition. Klopp has Bauldiola's number, and he knows it.

Moyes's tactical masterclass : stick Fellaini up top and launch the ball at his fluffy head.

Therein lies the problem. They bought shite that they're unlikely to get their money back on, save maybe 2 players. And with other clubs knowing their financial predicament, nobody will be in a hurry to pay inflated prices for them either. I think they will always be the unflushable turd that just escape relegation, but it compounds their misery tenfold that every season they think they're going to rein us in and they just slip further behind while we keep improving. Us winning the Premiership/CL while they're in dire straits is a harsh reality that will really stick in their collective craw. Hilarious stuff.