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Arsenal are gonna arse rape us next week aren't they

He's a dog fart! How the fuck did he ever end up at our club

They will be happy tonight they are above us in the league table

The bitters were going to start a boycott of the Echo if they didn't give them more coverage than us which is ironic as they only buy it to have a rant about Liverpool

There you go again using facts and statistics to back up your argument and spoil it for the rest of us, sometimes you just have to put reality aside and believe these things. I suppose you don't believe in the existence of alien life forms, vampires and the easter bunny, you probably don't believe Everton are a big club or that UEFA fixed the game against Villarreal because Liverpool F C asked them to.

Fat middle aged bloke, not very bright, wears a t-shirt 2 sizes to small. Should fit in well with the bitters Just needs a taxi driver licence, a piss poor Dunc the drunk tattoo and a criminal record for domestic abuse for a perfect 10 out of 10

Ross Barkley will announce in the Echo he's always been a red and the bitters will respect him for his honesty

Looks like the staff in that Everton tent are all wearing red t-shirts I wonder if they are selling half season tickets in there, or free with a burger and fries

Hope this link works! https://twitter.com/Sennesation/status/622752041799188480/photo/1 I think this is the one you mean I saw it on twitter before

We don't need no DM, DM are for wimps, we will have wingers for fullbacks, 3 attacking midfielders and 3 strikers. And Origi will be playing in goal

translated as £20m isn't enough bid some more and then we will be happy to be a selling club

He might live in Wallasey there are a lot of bitters in the wallasey. For those who don't know their geography Wallasey is in the Wirral with is the buffer zone between Rhyl and Liverpool

At least Skrtel won't be having nightmares everytime we play Villa and we should be 6 points better off next season. A lot of people complaining about Benteke but not many are offering up any realistic alternatives, there is a real lack of quality strikers around in world football at the moment that haven't already been bought by Barca,Real or one of the other lucky winners of the oil billionaire lottery. The only alternative anyone has even mentioned is Lacazette and for all the moaning on here about Ian Ayre and the transfer committee they must have contacted his agent at some point and been told to fuck off. If Sterling is worth £49m then Benteke is worth at least £32.5m that's the state of the market especially since the improved tv money from last season

and then everyone on this forum who didn't want him at liverpool will moan about how we didn't sign him

What do Origi,Ibe and Ings think they are doing running around and sometimes even sprinting. Lambert and Balotelli need to have a word this just won't do at all

There are no natural leaders in the squad so I assume he is the best that we have at the moment. Maybe now Gerrard has gone he will step up and be more assertive. I do like the way he always chips away at the referee, always nagging and complaining to them during the game Also he is immaculately groomed. Nivea will be happy with the appointment

Last season our big mistakes were not signing a decent striker and then we signed Balotelli,we couldn't put the ball in the back of the net and our season was a waste of time. If we don't sign a proper striker this season all the other signings will be a waste of time because we still won't be able to put the ball in the back of the net. Basic recipe for premier league success buy a striker score goals win games, the teams with the best strikers always finish at the top of the league. So no we haven't rectified our mistakes of last summer(not yet anyway)

Take him to see the bitters and that should put him off football for life, I know it seems unkind and maybe even a little harsh but it will be better for him in the long run

There you go ruining the thread, have a word with yourself and just stop and think about what you are doing

doesn't have any football intelligence doesn't have any fight doesn't deserve to wear a Liverpool shirt doesn't deserve the effort to even type this.

Bacca or Rondon for me, once we have a proper striker and start scoring goals again everything else falls into place. We nearly won the league without a defensive midfielder, just stop pissing around and get the ball in the back of the net.

Wait untill he scores a couple against them in the derby(one offside and the other a clear handball) then the fume will really start cunt faced little dickhead will be the nicest thing they say

You beat me to it. I will remain optimistic and and give him my full support unless he proves me wrong and turns out shit. He is young, can only improve, works hard and always puts a shift in and looks to have a bit of attitude about him. Worst case senario we sell him to West Ham in a couple of years for 5m

Tell me more about this Hysterical Fanny I'd like to meet her

Klopp lost his best players to Bayern and had a disaster of a season and flirted with relegation Rodgers lost his best players to Barca and injury and still managed 6th place If Klopp keeps Lewandowski he keeps his job at Dortmund and they have a good season If Rodgers keeps Sturridge fit he finishes in top 4 and keeps his job Neither Klopp or Rodgers are or will be responsible for transfers at Anfield. FSG and their transfer commitee make the decisions Both have proved this season that any team is only as good as their strikers, both have played players out of position, tried different tactics and made mistakes out of desperation because once a team stops scoring goals everything else falls apart. Klopp has more experience than Rodgers but would he be able to transfer it over to another club and country. If Rodgers doesnt get off to a good start next season the pressure will be immense I would still take Klopp because he would be a better fit with our club and fans