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Who is this striker that is constantly mentioned that the club tried to bring in? Because I only remember reading about Clint Dempsey at the time, and that boy is not a striker.

Sick to death of glorious failure, the players should go through or face strong criticism, and we should not be applauding our brave boys for a bit of effort at 3 nil down, we should be livid at being in that position in the first place. Sterling is a joke who has peaked when he demanded 40 grand, Shelvey should have won it if he had any talent, Downing just cuts inside and shoots pathetically, because that works so well, and the tika taka in the 3rd minute of injury time between Agger and Carragher was beyond parody.

code is not on ignore, I need to know Henderson's distance covered per km2 in the first 12 minutes against opposition from the top half of the table before forming my opinions. Compared to last season.

I want one, just one, on the spion kop ideally. I would give me yours if I was you. We have no chance and you need the cash.

He's alright but I don't want to poke him. Maybe just prod him with a stick, just to see if he thought it was absolutely fantastic.

Newsflash Unbelievable amateur footage of Gerrard taking corner at Anfield, coming up after our main headline, squad players go into their dressing room at half time, exclusive.

More information, less intelligence.

i just logged in for the first time since renewing my waiting list thing after paying £5 for the honour of being on the waiting list. All I get is a message saying 'you have a message'. no where to click or anything. anyone else have this? what does it mean? cryptic messages are all well and good but i am confused. there will be season tickets galore in the summer, so worry not people.

the oil rig of whitley bay, he has been called.sell him for 8 pooond and a fishy on a dishy, aye.

yeah yeah funneee those scroungers with their long term health problems, it's a disgrace,let me say it for you, ' i don't mean people who are really sick I mean the scoungers that I read about in the daily mail. Which is nobody specific just a general term, and as I have no medical training or proof of benefit fraud whatsoever I am a soft Tory cunt whipped up into hysterics by a tabloid with pretensions of being upmarket but is infact Mein Kampf daily.' and graphs are a tad 80's.

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I agree 64, I think European nights are the only times we get a decent atmosphere these days, although against Young Boys it was non existent. As my mate Jimmy used to say, If you can't get excited rubbing up against young boys then when can you? If we had won the first leg one nil and got through with a nil all at anfield nobody would be that arsed, some probably critical of the tactics or whatever. But if we turn it around and win 3-0 then we will all celebrate wildly. An early goal and the old stadium will awaken the spirit of passion and song,which is still there somewhere.

I know it's a football forum and your within your rights, but seriously who gives a fuck about that cunt?

I was at Torben Piechnik's debut. He was shite.

having a laugh at the match is a bit 70s. I think these days you need to be stressed out and angry and leave 10 minutes before the end beating the rush to Liverworld, occasionally treating yourself to staying to the full time whistle so you can boo. Stony silence to be maintained during play at all times.

I just found this gem. "Ince's relationship with new manager Gerard Houllier turned sour and he left for Middlesbrough in 1999. He let Phil Thompson and Houllier know in no uncertain terms what he thought of the pair in an interview with the Sunday People following his move. ''I want Houllier to get the sack and take Thompson down with him. If they think people are no longer any use to them they treat those people like dirt," fumed Ince. ''It's disgraceful the way Houllier has treated me and other players at the club. He comes from France and I can't even believe he's managed a team before because he certainly doesn't seem to know how to. It's okay coming out with all this technical stuff about the game but when it comes to managing players off the field as people he certainly doesn't seem to know how to.'' Ince admitted he wanted to cause Houllier physical harm when he announced to him that he wanted him out of the club. ''I thought to myself 'I can't believe I'm hearing this'. And I said to him: 'You've had months to tell me but you decided you were going to do it just before pre-season. I can't believe this - it's total c**p!' I just wanted to punch Houllier in the face. If I was younger I would have. He would have deserved it.'' Steve McMahon jumped to the defence of Houllier and Thompson after Paul Ince's outspoken attack: "Ince should keep his mouth shut and get on with his new job of playing for Boro. Criticising Gerard Houllier was a bad thing for him to go and do. Someone of his experience should know better. It is players like Ince who have got Liverpool into trouble in the first place. Gerard has had a hard job to do at Anfield taking over a poor team and trying to rebuild it. He was right to get rid of Ince and get in Dietmar Hamann. Source Liverpool career stats for Paul Ince - LFChistory - Stats galore for Liverpool FC!

I found his analysis enlightening and colourful. 'Absolutely fant..great pass there.. and he's..it's a weally um, thats a goal for Suawez now and yep he's, he's dropped the shoulder for me, um..from Chester sort of area..ANNOYING VOICE.I like horses.'

My vote would be worded a tad more vociferously than has been above. He's a fucking cunt.

I am after a spare if anyone has one on the kop, would be much appreciated, ta.

pele was good to imo

Ar. Just imagine everyone else is in their underwear mate.

Ian Ormandroyed used to be deputy regional manager of an abattoir in Berwick. He would often be heard celebrating goals by shouting "that's a lovely slice of prime goal" to his confused team mates, in a tribute to his old employers. Ian, speaking in 1997, said he had no plans to return to the meat processing industry.

ar come on, i though a well obviously sarcastic post and ironic or whatever but yes probably both a bit foreign and disabled, i am hurting however i dont think the criticism is constructive ...he is a good manager and football is more than just being angry and abusive to each other and the club, so ... Lets back the cunt...He's alright.

being da Liverpool manager is easy i have ben the lverpool manger on fm on PS3 and i won the EPL LOL AND also the ECL in 2 seasons, i bought SWP and inbtween wanking and playing COD i ruined a considered and humourous well though out football forum called THE LW By constantly asking for everyone to be sackD we shud get SAF Hes teams play wix blood

Oh no, sorry I am not a player, and I would need to be in the professional squad to apply for those positions. I just meant tickets. Sorry for any confusion, although I would be happy to give it a go but I don't have the ability to pass it to the run of absolutely nobOdy with the precision of Horrenderson, although as long as it was 'nice idea' I should be FIIIIINNNE . AHHHRR