Captain Turdseye

My boy is big into it. He starts off in the Polish or Norwegian lower leagues. Never uses the editor, the sugar daddy, or the scum saving. Fuck that.

We’re gonna be shite again the minute Jurgen walks out the door, aren’t we?

Haven’t owned a copy for years but I wasn’t averse to having a save with the Sugar Daddy cheat on. I’ve been known to scum save it too. I remember Premier Manager ‘98 on the PS1. You could play multiplayer. Liverpool as your main team, then take turns gutting the other clubs of their best players and money.

Does it really count as noncery if it was with his own kid?

Getting a bit lively in here between all you gym goers.

Didn’t put my phone on charge properly last night. Gutted.

I sorted that out already. It’s been booming for three days.

Big Price Beaut.

Think it’s nine players now, but you can only bring five on.

The day after we play United. Perfect day to release the news when everyone else will be talking about the game. Fucking Sly Six corrupt cunts taking all the attention away from the Ev and their fight against the powers that be.

I mean, if he’s bet on that, or people close to him have, that’s got to be a 12 month ban. Bang to rights.

I think that was Matt Le Tissier. He’s usually such a stand-up guy as well.

I used to look up to the lad when I was a kid. He’s a few years older than me and I thought he was cool. I’ve genuinely only got the TikTok app on my phone now so I can watch him as he streams himself having a mental breakdown after he split up with some ratty bird. I get texts off my little sisters telling me when he’s posted a video. And no. Not a chance.

Word on the street is that there’s to be a ‘March For England’ on St George’s Day. I know of a distant cousin from Liverpool who’s planning to go down with a mate. Idiots. I asked what exactly he’s marching for and it’s “to stop us being taken over and that” I asked how many Muslims live in his street and that was the end of the conversation.

Everyone keeps saying that Dan Ashworth is a genius. Hopefully he does the same kind of due diligence when the Mancs next splash the cash.

Found this thread on page 11. They’re pretty much irrelevant, for now at least. Turns out Sandro Tonali was placing bets on English games even after he’d signed for Newcastle. The FA are charging him now for 50 different bets. Another ban incoming.

Aye, Spotify recommendation. Catchy as fuck. Like the Arctics used to be.

So are you. I know what you’re like, you’ll have spoken to Rico about this. JUST NAME NAMES! It’s for the good of the forum.

Knocking on doors, asking for money. Like a baylift?

In this remote corner of the UK there are loads of people going round thinking Anny Road is representative of Scousers.

Tom’s the mechanic. Steve brings his wood to the yard. What’s your specialty?

I don’t believe you don’t remember. I think everyone would remember who they were talking about in those situations. You’ve played it safe with Dockers, Moof and Nelly. Just spill. Name names!