Carvalho Diablo

Looking at our options from the bench after 25 minutes is not good.

Same old story, we're getting bullied and out muscled. We need to stick in some bone crunchers and be far more aggressive.

Just finished Shogun, it was preposterous utter shite, unfathomable nonsense. 2/10 is being generous

I'd argue that it's good, it isn't. Everyone is a miserable cunt, there's hardly any action, Mariko is a total fucking head buster and Toranaga-sama is a massive incompetent with a sniffle. Looks great but 2/10

Shocking refereeing. Had to bed a Fulham freekick.

Nice play. Much better.

Lovely goal

Endo needs to release the ball earlier. Get on with it ffs

Elliott's movement is excellent, the others need to take a leaf out of the kid's book.

We're the best team in the league when it comes to pointless 5 yard side to side shit passes. Unsurpassed.

Must win. GET STUCK IN

That looks awesome.

The Hoxton Creeper

Eton should be designated a terrorist organisation, it's alumni have done more harm the UK than any other you'd care to think of. The place should be outlawed and any superior fool who's ever set foot there should be forbidden from ever entering public office of any kind. Jail them, to be on the safe side.

Heavy metal football out, Foster and Allen football in.

A game of 2 halves. 1st half we got stuck in, 2nd half we fucking fannied and flounced around.

I've just heard that and it's an astounding and shameful statistic.

Compare those two halves of football. 1st half, we played with much more pace and aggression, moving the ball forwards far more quickly and being quicker and physical to win that 2nd contested ball. It put us on the front foot and in control. Then that fucking 2nd half where we were far more timid and cautious, playing Christ knows how many pointless 5 yard balls into nowhere, inviting Atalanta back into the game, ask the whole the clock was running down. How fucking thick are we ffs?!! What happened to Kloppo's patented and lauded heavy metal football? That 2nd half we played more like Foster and Allen.

That 2nd half was both pitiful and shameful. How thick are we??? Casualty strolling around and playing bullshit nothing passes around the back. I bet fucking Alisson touched the ball more than any other player in that 2nd half, and we seemed content to go out with a wimper. Are our players so thick that they didn't realise that time was against us?! Absolutely shite. Mentality mongoloids.

6 yard tap in sliced over the bar?

To be honest...

He fits the United model.

Race Across The World finished at 10pm