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Sign a load of tippy tappy number 10s who need movement infront of them then sign the likes of Lambert, Balotelli and Benteke. Thanks Brendan!!

He's getting goals and getting us points, he's frustrating at times but it's hard to be that annoyed with him when we carry people like Lallana who's unlikely to even have a shot on target let alone actually score a goal! Firmino at least threatens goals allbeit they arent going in at the moment but he looks like he might have a goal streak in him.

Love that he's got to the LMA filth already. Long may it continue.

Rock! We are so much better defensively without the Slovak clown.

Yep and we were very rarely troubled to go with it. Bit of nerves at the end but well, we arent exactly used to winning so it's completely understandable.

Nice win, much better at the back without Skrtel too. Hopefully the start of a good run now.

Lovely finish for the goal, though that at the end was one of the worst things I've seen on a pitch in years. Just roll it in the empty net lad, it's really not hard!!

Hahaha what?! He's running backwards not across, if he'd moved forward we could have played offside or at least given Newcastle no space. He's atrocious.

Fearless is something I definitely wouldnt use to describe him! He's scared to death of footballers and footballs which is why he always tries to run away from it!

Please dont get suspended ever again. Thanks!

Fucking hell, gutted. That was god awful! Most seem to have mares, Skrtel was backing off everyone and everything, often 10-15 yards deeper than the rest, this guy needs fucked off asap. Benteke was exactly what I feared we were buying and Lucas had an uncharacteristic mare.

That was boss!

I'd marry him in an instant!

He's shit. Great hot streak though, well done to him.

Incredible performance, Man City lost 4-1 on their own ground and it flattered them massively haha, thats fucked up! Firmino is amazing, his intelligence if off the scale. Surpised me that, thought he was just a goalscoring type.

Dont get how anyone cant rate him! Yeah he can make stupid decisions at times but he's 21!! His potential is ridiculous. He bossed that game.

2 aways in 5 days and the oppo have been in our half for what 10 minutes of the 180 if that?! Dominant!

I dont think its fair to say he wont play with a knock. Obviously he doesnt come across like a Gerrard or Suarez but theres been plenty of times he's been on the pitch for us when he looks like he can barely move let alone run properly! Man Utd at home in the title challenging season for example. Which makes his goal scoring record all the more remarkable.

Eh? We out ran the supposed fittest team in the league on their own ground and ended the game the strongest team.

Can tell some of the stupid questions are already pissing him off. "When can we see full throttle football?" Fuck sake, do ya want a time and a date lad? Good grief.

Content with that! Nice to get a clean sheet, didnt really feel like we were ever going to score but hardly surprising with Ings, Sturridge, Benteke and Firmino out! Win, lose or draw I just hope we put in a shift and we did. Coutinho's performances are dependent on who we have up top. He'll look boss with boss players and movers. Pretty average with average players and movers. Just like David Silva wouldnt look as good if he was playing with Origi, Lambert, Balotelli and co. And just like Ozil looked shit when playing with players like Giroud who barely move, he looked better with Sanchez and Walcott.

Still cant believe we are doing this, not sure if thats because of how amazing he is or how I've got so used to us not signing top quality. Bit of both probably. Either way its going to be fucking epic!

Agreed, it's madness to suggest we should have won the league! People can go back and look at the chaos after the Celtic friendly or when Hull smacked us if they want, the general consensus was we were fucking shit and we wouldnt even get 4th!!

This is amazing. We are going to get Jurgen Klopp and we arent even that badly positioned in the league really. Though I dont expect much this season, not his squad, no pre season etc etc if we can get off to a good start through these horrible aways......

On another note, get on this joke of a club. We are in wretched form, they are at home yet Tim Howard and co were time wasting with 10 mins left and the game is level. Pitiful. That is some complex they have. I'm not sure theres another local rivalry on earth where one is so shit scared of the other.