Chip Butty

You could call it Jislam

Len Cantello Ivan Golac Roberto Bettega Hans Krankl

TAA Mane Bob

A Bath Towl

Or twitter, same shit.

All the Honky players

I agree in the general what you are saying, but 5d, you're well a bad spaz for even thinking that, let alone typing that. The lads a liability, because, like today, the opposition, as well as managers from the Zingara to the Namibian national Thursday league, see him as a liability. Everything failed down our left, all the goals come from down are left, including the carbon copy 1st and 3rd near post corners(the root causing being the knobhead decision to bring Gomez on who gave a stupid free-kick away). And also how that shitehawk, bang average slaphead No 7 that did a job on him today, was told to and it was easy cos, A - of Moreno and B - because of the lack of cover he got. Granted, the formation and tactics allow us to be pressured in our full back positions, but why not target an in-experienced 18 year old only making his what? 3 rd 4th start in the prem? They didn't. because they knew what our weak area was. Add to that, the 'tragic trident' that masqueraded as defencive cover for the best part of an hour of - Can't, Big Foot and Du-du-du-fucking useless winjaldumfucker, and you have a weak link compounded by a sluggish at best, mid-field. 4 d, was such a fucking mind fuck of a decision, it smacked at sunday league managerial thought process - "I know, I'll waste time, fuck balance, I'll waste time" Lovren wasn't that bad. If the truth be known. But what is worrying is that people will think that VVD will have some sort of magic wand which will make us, as a unit, defend better. No, not on your nelly. Some cunt wants gobbing for the lack of will to not concede in this back four. I also blame this press shit, not because we can't press, we love it, but when someone does it to us, christ, we're like a gang of nuns in a nunnery just after John Holmes walked in, weak at the knees and scared to look at anything int the eye. Fucking spineless and shy. Fucking shitehawk cunts the lot of them. Bar TAA, who at least can take a fuckin corner. So glad the season is back.

Leicester have gone to rat shit

That was Liverpool-esque marking at the far post then

I can imagine the negotiation phone call going like this AFC - Hello, is this Southampton, we want to sign VVD Soton - How much are you willing to pay? AFC - We're not Liverpool Soton - He's yours

Ha, Fenella gets a second and Leicesters 3rd

I'd happily keep Moreno if it meant keeping coutinho. Then maybe lose him on the teams day out to Conway Castle and come back with a Penguin instead

Suppose the one plus in all of this is, is that we can now fuck Moreno off without any worries of pissing his bezzy off.

I suppose if you want to look at it that way, then ye, we're fucked. However I'm more than confident in where we are now, that good things will happen, maybe not a 2005, but not a car crash like the signing of Balotelli times. It will be interesting to see how the team responds tomorrow in all honesty. That'll be the best gauge.

I bet its Klopp who feels like the one with a back injury due to being stabbed in the back. Add to that with Lallana out for 3 months I'd say hold on to him, even though I'm a great believer in if a player doesn't want to stay with us, then let him go. Having said all that, look what happened when Owen forced a transfer. Money on us for the CL then lads!

The poor fella could be related to Jack Douglas, it could be like a hereditary thing an that. You never know.

JJ65 should be in our negotiating team

Bascombe is a mongoloid

He can rot in the stands for all I care

We should move to an Aussie Rules Football style top next season

Farah! for poorly sourced cottons sake! I hope our season doesn't erode away like the inside thighs of those mother-school grant clothing- fuckers do.

Is this some sort of WU?

Out of shot was a toilet and some bog paper, thats why he went so quick