Chip Butty

So we're linked with a lad from either these teams(Napoli/Nice). Pity its not that Mertens, he looks half decent.

More worried about our players than theirs. If we start with Moreno and Widjaldum, then its going to be a long afternoon full of blame, insinuation and gesticulating from the throng in the stands.

Just like that trampy bird last weekend - I'd like to kidnap our entire defence, shove them all in a suitcase and leave them in a remote farmhouse in Italy and then offer a fee of 20 million Lira, that we would pay for someone, anyone, to buy a couple of hessian sacks and some bricks and chuck them all into lake Como and then start all over again.

You could blame Moreno, however, all it took for them tonight to do, was to look at what Watford did on Saturday and target our left hand side once again. Over to you Jurgen.......

He's on the gear. According to the BTD news agency.

Not exactly what I was either expecting or hoping for in that team selection. BOOM eh.

Mick Mills Noel Brotherston George Berry That fella from Zaire

Sounds like an open and slut case

I hope his missus has a baby and its black

God I hated that jam rag wearing wanker

He spent two minutes in the changies at most, at half-time, then spent the rest of the break stretching and working on his hip. The lad wasn't properly fit, he knew it, Klopp knew it and we still stuck with him for the second half, when he was diabolical in the first half and after 10 minutes of the second still looked way off the pace. He should of got pulled, yet we pulled TAA with 2 to go to try and waste time and look what happened after that fucked up decision

Slightly disingenuous I have to say there, even with all his failings, i'm sure even he, couldn't fuck up being a left bollock.

Watching that trident of ineptitude on Saturday made me realise why we tried to get Keita in.

You could call it Jislam

Len Cantello Ivan Golac Roberto Bettega Hans Krankl

TAA Mane Bob

A Bath Towl

Or twitter, same shit.

All the Honky players

I agree in the general what you are saying, but 5d, you're well a bad spaz for even thinking that, let alone typing that. The lads a liability, because, like today, the opposition, as well as managers from the Zingara to the Namibian national Thursday league, see him as a liability. Everything failed down our left, all the goals come from down are left, including the carbon copy 1st and 3rd near post corners(the root causing being the knobhead decision to bring Gomez on who gave a stupid free-kick away). And also how that shitehawk, bang average slaphead No 7 that did a job on him today, was told to and it was easy cos, A - of Moreno and B - because of the lack of cover he got. Granted, the formation and tactics allow us to be pressured in our full back positions, but why not target an in-experienced 18 year old only making his what? 3 rd 4th start in the prem? They didn't. because they knew what our weak area was. Add to that, the 'tragic trident' that masqueraded as defencive cover for the best part of an hour of - Can't, Big Foot and Du-du-du-fucking useless winjaldumfucker, and you have a weak link compounded by a sluggish at best, mid-field. 4 d, was such a fucking mind fuck of a decision, it smacked at sunday league managerial thought process - "I know, I'll waste time, fuck balance, I'll waste time" Lovren wasn't that bad. If the truth be known. But what is worrying is that people will think that VVD will have some sort of magic wand which will make us, as a unit, defend better. No, not on your nelly. Some cunt wants gobbing for the lack of will to not concede in this back four. I also blame this press shit, not because we can't press, we love it, but when someone does it to us, christ, we're like a gang of nuns in a nunnery just after John Holmes walked in, weak at the knees and scared to look at anything int the eye. Fucking spineless and shy. Fucking shitehawk cunts the lot of them. Bar TAA, who at least can take a fuckin corner. So glad the season is back.

Leicester have gone to rat shit

That was Liverpool-esque marking at the far post then

I can imagine the negotiation phone call going like this AFC - Hello, is this Southampton, we want to sign VVD Soton - How much are you willing to pay? AFC - We're not Liverpool Soton - He's yours

Ha, Fenella gets a second and Leicesters 3rd