Chip Butty

What fucking cunt actually thinks that these two fucking fuckers getting engaged, is actually going to give us(the nation) a lift. The NHS in crisis, food banks galore, energy banks the new food bank, Grenfell tower slowly turning into a cover up, the country in a financial mess, the right wing on the rise, a government in tatters and rudderless - and cunts in the media think that this will "give the country a lift" I hate this country more now, than I hated it in the 80's. I hope she ditches him after 6 months and shacks up with a 58 year old bricklayer from Bootle, who's into Crystal meth and badger baiting. Fuck off.

Goalie in and out is what it means. I'm cool with that.

Sound. Has anyone got the "the last time I cried Alan Ball left" one, thats been doing the rounds? Its never nice hearing a grown man get emotional and sobby, but when its a blue, its ace.

Lip up fatty

This is old hat. The Anny road was doing rainbow LGBT rights back in the 80's.

Ran

A modern day managerial Spud, from Trainspotting.

"He's a good shot stopper" Hate that line, its what they're all supposed to fuckin do! He's good at swimming, that life guard. Sound how he's good at flying that plane, the pilot. That runner, he's really good at running in a straight line dead quick, isn't he. Hate that line.

Ho ho hoax

Excellent. I'm sure you'll be getting the ale in for everyone the next time you are out for a pint.......

The answer to the question - what is Ashley Williams??????? https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/attachments/ash-jpg.40606/ thats sound

Blue on GOT starts a thread on 'Three things learned tonight' then proceeds to name 5. Brilliant stuff.

Unsworth when questioned in the post match interview on the shape tonight, stormed off eating a comfort cream bun pulled from his pocket. I love you Dave Roland

Can you sack a caretaker manager? Brilliant stuff from the blues

I'm watching Dave instead. Laugh a minute.

They wanted to do their nails?

Ha!, the gladys street has turned into a kind of catchphrase, after each goal, its reveals more of their initials.

ahahahahhahahah 4!

OK, you got me, Bostik'd. I was trying to add a bit of glamour to the tie. Are-eh, thats a shame. 3-1.

Fair play to everton they've really picked up their running around a lot and looking runny and carey. Unsy will be chuffed.

Even the seats are unbolting themselves and starting to leave

Aawww shame that.

He's right!

They're getting thumped. How its still only 1-0 is a mystery.

Relegated without being relegated. Its the new winning.