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Chip Butty

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  1. Chip Butty
    Thought it was excellent and I'd push it up another 1.5, to a 9.
  2. Chip Butty
    That's a hearty breakfast right there. Have to say I prefer toast on the side though.
  3. Chip Butty
    Think we're going to have to have words. There's no love in that plate, is there.
  4. Chip Butty
    Nice, but she let herself down with slightly over cooked eggs. It was my fault of course for having the temerity to walk past her when she was cooking, which undoubtedly put her off her timings. My bad. It was a 6.5/10.
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    Funny with the ‘be careful what you wish for’ saying - as it appears to be ringing true. Very much looking like we got exactly what we wished for. F’tbaw eh.
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    She’s got Kippers in for Brecky tomorrow. Hopefully I don’t forget to post a photie. Love the smell of the wife’s kipper in the morning…
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    Special relationship etc.
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    Scarlet.
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  10. Chip Butty
    If he signs a Donkey, he better not pull its tail…..
  11. Chip Butty
    Mildly amusing listening to the news and the BBC news reports discussing the BBC in the third person.
  12. Chip Butty
    24 Tog?
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    I’ve had slashes, cuts, been stabbed (screwdriver) loads of stitches in my day but absolutely fuck all pain like this.
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    Mate, I had an audience, trainee doctors, nurses, anaesthetist, surgeon, even the cleaner! It felt like everyone was there and to then be placed in stirrups under the glare of a light the size of an umbrella, everything on show, front and centre and it was cold, honest! A tad crigy I have to say.…thankfully the sedative knocked me out. They gave me a local earlier on called a saddle - inject you in the spine and then it ‘cooks’ (their name for it) and it’s away, let’s all have a gander at Mr CB’s bollocks, cock, ring, abscess, that bit in the middle of ye hoop and bollocks. The lot. The soles of my feet got a tan from the light.
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    Re-read that and edited it, supposedly! Least of my worries at the minute, tbf.
  16. Chip Butty
    After two weeks of walking around like I was being branded constantly with a ted-hot poker, then being diagnosed as having a Perianal Abscess, which then lead to the embarrassingly brilliant joy of surgery and being straddled into stirrups, to be operated on by an audience of 8-10 people, legs a kimbo, for all the world to see - I now have a second hole in my arse, right next to my man hole, which has to heel from the inside out, so it’s an open gash, packed so it doesn’t seal and allowed to heel inside out; so its every two days, down the clinic, stand for two hours, then for a heavy handed nurse to prod with a plastic depth gauge the progression of the healing, then it’s packed up again, then back to the clinic two days later. The gash is 2.5cm long and 1.5 deep. I thought the constant branding feeling was the worst pain I’d ever had, seems depth gauging and packing wounds adjacent to my arse hole, is the worst pain I’ve ever had. Just had to get that off my chest. Soz.
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    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndforthirtygrandwillyiusuckmycockcockcock
  18. Chip Butty
    Guardians No3 It was ok. Same of the same old thing, finds the cooky gang doin the same old zany space caper thingy, in the same old zany kinda way, with a Toy Story kinda feel to it at times, whilst trying to pluck another 70’s/80’s track out of a obscurity, with some modern foot tapping “this is mine and Debs song’ kind of blaaah. felt tired and laboured and the teet has most definitely gone arid, on this particular franchise. the blue one has put a pound or two on as well, and for the better I hasten to add. 6 re-hashes / 10 same old recipes
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    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m sensing a level of tension within the household? Are you feeling this yourself?
  21. Chip Butty
    Picture the scene, first night of a 48 yr stretch, the heavily tattooed and seasoned criminal welcomes Connor back to the cell they share, he consoles him, tells him everything will be fine, he’ll get his head around it. He then offers young Connor the chance to participate in the age old lags pastime of, the Mummy & Daddy game, as he’s new, he’s even offered the chance to play Daddy, the last words Connor remembers that night are “come here and suck Mummy’s cock” nighty-night.
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    Thought he was on a space hopper to be honest.
  23. Chip Butty
    That's a development.
  24. Chip Butty
    If they’ll lie and cheat to their own families and loved ones, what chance have the rest of the country got with this shower!
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