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  1. old skool tom
    may just treat myself to a smack & crack head brass this weekend and see what its like banging one?
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    Call Of Duty-cant remember the name but your in a helicopter gun ship taking out the enemies below and preparing a path for your troops. its tre-fucking-mendous!
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    i used to think that but ya need some major lengthage to make any impact at all.unfortunately ive only been blessed with tremendous width.:whoops: therefore its like trying to put the key in the door from the drive way!
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    what a woman!.........surprised she's doing the "next to my ugly mate i look stunning trick" though!......you dont need it natalie,your the female version of me! total perfection! *tonight mathew,i'll be having "a natalie sawyer and wosie webster 3some fantasy wank"
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    tbh theres part of me thinking that he may just do exactly that! :wallbutt:
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    if i was a quality striker and rafa came in for me? id tell him to fuck off because id rather play for an average club every week than sit on the bench for 90% of the season for a great club.
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    cunts! i was happy for about five minutes until i remembered the combined fee & wages thing anyone know any £5/6M bargains out there?
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    so i assume thats the equivalent of one £5m player and his wages?
  9. old skool tom
    a strong cheddar,seriously? ive always thought it wouldnt go well so stuck to lighter cheese.Hmmmmmm?.......Robin,to the Asdamobile!
  10. old skool tom
    that cant be fuckin real that! whats the opposite of air brushing?
  11. old skool tom
    jesus wept! ..........thats fucking awful......how can she wear a dress with trainees!
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    news at ten tonight! alan Wiley considering taking him to court! about time someone stood up to the aroggant twat! haha
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    does anyone actually like these skinny birds or what? anyone actually slotted one? whats it like? can you see your own cock doing the nasties moving inside them? ******************THIS THREAD WAS INSPIRED BY "MUSLIM BABES" , "SPECIAL BREW" & "COMPLETE AND UTTER BOREDOM"***************
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    haha thats why i havent ever played online! couldnt handle geeting beat by a none kopite at anything! is it really worth the dough playing online chaps or is the game play a bit slow and shite?
  15. old skool tom
    thursday ....... thirsty..........beverages....? :whistle:
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    why on a thursday? shouldnt that be best for beverages? (6)
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    i think its russian
  18. old skool tom
    cheese and jam sarnie!......sounds horrible but tastes delish! heres one i made earlier.........
  19. old skool tom
    thom yorke is the most over-rated,annoying & and cringe-worthy person on this planet. if i seen tim cahill & thom yorke walking down the street? i honestly think i'd chose to twat mr happy! your a millionaire mate! smile you misserable fucking cunt!
  20. old skool tom
    ive heard the lad is a great prospect and also a mad red too! maybe its a plan too get fucked off by the shite so we can get him?
  21. old skool tom
    *Tip* buy your bird/fella something from thorntons or the perfume shop and when they wrap it up for you,pull the other "main prezzys" out of one of your shopping bags and ask them if they can do these for you as well for a couple of quid!
  22. old skool tom
    a man finally gains the courage too bare his soul about his greatest shame and what happens?.........i'm a window licker!
  23. old skool tom
    Me mate cant drink whilst walking...his brain and body just cant figure it out.its absolutely hysterical! and what about me? i throw like a fucking woman! from the age of 16 ive thrown under arm to save the shame! every couple of years i'll walk into a spacious area about 2am armed a ball or few stones and see if my "gay arm action" has deserted me for good!
  24. old skool tom
    shouldnt there be a "undecided" or "yes but only just" option on the vote for people like me (and quite a few others on here by the looks) whove lost quite a bit of faith in him?
  25. old skool tom
    i love this thread even more than the anti lucas one!
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