old skool tom

Yossi Benayoun!!!!!

somebody once said something along these lines.. there will always be poverty because the governments/royalty know that if they ever help the poorest and more desperate people too have a better standard of life/wealth. nobody would join the army or clean the shit in toilets and there no way the horrible selfish cunts at the top want to ever fight,die and work hard for themselves!

TBH i also think we should consider fucking all Rushies clips off LFCTV too because he fucked us off for italy & more dough! lol as long as he doesnt win the european cup i dont give a fuck who he plays for,tbh im more pissed off that rooney (a real scouser) could even play for them.how could anyone born in the pool even consider it? Ps-why dont we constantly sing "you scouse bastards!,you scouse bastards!" to the soft bastards and make them look like the thick bell ends that they really are?

nice one! think ive now got the balls to do it! haha

hahaha this ones got my vote so far!

fucking hell its the one of eastenders isnt it! i didnt recognised her for a moment then.............this may just be me and sound rather stalker-ish? but doesnt her voice alone "melt the ice that has surrounded your heart for all these years" and make you feel young again? *well it did until phillip mitchell started sticking his fat sweaty cockney cock in her snatch!

who in gods names is this delicious dame?

id like to say the over reaction is always from women and teenagers but its not.in town this morning,i over heard four fellas talking about his death for twenty minutes in a cafe.they were talking like he was 'john lennon,neil young & jimi hendrix' rolled into one. its a very strange world we live in today............even stranger than this philyhamann fellas mind! haha

Stars Pay Tribute To Stephen Gately Loui Walsh " I'm absolutely devastated!" Ronan Keating " I'm utterly heartbroken! " Michael Barrymore " I'm completely fucking innocent! "

anyone see paul "rent a quote" gamberchini on bbc news channel today? i always thought stephen gately was just a backing singer in a shitty (although very successful) boy band but according to cappuccino he was a genius who was going to be a superstar of both stage and screen! why not just say "shame they died,he was a nice person" instead of such cringe worthy stuff? .......i blame all those dickheads who started crying like gobshites outside fuckingham palace when a woman who 99.9% never met died.

laughed out loud i did!

is that you and a pal in that bra?

Full Metal Jacket watched it on friday night and during the adds i thought "why the fuck havent i *bought this film yet!?" i must of seen it 50+ times and it still **captivates me like the first time around.theres probably a few more movies that arent in my collection that should be,but this baby is deffo getting purchased this week! *can be replaced with the following if your a bum- stole illegally downloaded copied **possibly the bestest and cleverestest word ive ever used in my fucking life! is right!

half decent player.lacks pace to replace/cover for nando though..........why pay £10m for someone to bring are attacks to a halt when weve already got turtle heeled kuyt,ngog and the gobshtie with a pony tail?

not for the first time..........a merseyside team on the end of dodgy referee decisions at Old Trafford! great game though

come on you saints! ....lets do the biz at the Theater Of Cockneys tonight! i'm bang into rugby league now,great to see fellas knock fuck out of each other and then just get up and get on with the game!

surely TLW must have an official Natalie Sawyer day soon? i demand we replace pepe's pic with the Sawyernators pic tomorrow seeing as theres no meaningful games this weekend!

remember the day...10th october 2009......Natalie Sawyer has never looked finer! ive just phoned my bird in asda and requested a muliti pack of kitchen roll

....why? whats happened? tbh i'd just let the police deal with it!

purely hypothetical...but imagine this rip off some how took off yeah? ...and they sold out so fast that by the end of season,5 million extra shirts were produced and sold and the profit of these shirts total'd £250m........do you think these 2 cunts would up rafas annual "£20m transfer/contract kitty" or do you think he's stuck at that figure for 5 years no matter what?

sorry pal,every twat on here does it so i thought id dish it out first so we could all just sit back,relax relax and enjoy the gags. *all the above is a complete lie,tbh i just had a my gobshite head on before.... so in the words of Nirvana "All Apologies"

i dont know whats the funniest? the jokes ? the thread name spelling ? (Jimmy Carr - 1 Lines) or the fact that theres 4 lines to every gag ? :thumbsup:

haha can just see neil mellor sucking irvine's toe in a preston kit right now! lol

your "The minimum wage, that's awfully nice" quote makes you look like thatchers love child.shame on you! well its more than "nice" to over 2 million people in this country who have been helped.if the tories had there way we'd all get paid fuck all so the fat cats at the top could get even wealthier! your right 100% about the war in Iraq! but the conservatives also agreed to invade! thats why i voted Lib Dem for the first time,they were only party who were against it. Afghanistan is completely different,its were the terrorists are based so atleast unlike Iraq there may be some good that comes out this war? personally i'm against all wars unlike WW2 which means i think you should only fight to defend your homeland. a few more Afghanistan points too,do you think thatcher would of fought USA or Russia if theyd wanted the Falklands? NOT A CHANCE! but because it was little argentina she waged war,the shit house! she even torpedo'd a ship that was heading away from the battle! slut! 20 years ago the USA government (and our tory government knew about this and said fuck all) Armed the Taliban in Afghanistan to fight the russians.and guess what? those weapons are being used against are troops today! "their unforgivable complacency in dealing with criticism over their handling of the economy" you having a laugh? the whole world is suffering! haha and why? because fat cat bankers (90% of which vote conservative/republican etc) wanted more and more and more and more money! ps-how is your mother maggy? isnt she dead yet?