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Ha ha, I'd forgotten about that. Mrs Tash's were epic when she was pregnant.

Ha ha, that the missus again mate?

Forgot this...

Showing our age now mate...

I drive our second car, a p reg polo, and the way it sucks the petrol I might as well set fire to it at the petrol station. It goes like shit off a shovel though, so maybe that's the problem...

That's more like it. You know the score...

Bah, get yer white gloves on and break out the Vicks.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmhlA2S2KU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Was going to post the image for you mate, but could you find one without that massive fucking bubble coat??

And for the slightly more 'mature' forumite, like me... Jamie Lee Curtis.

She doesn't seem convinced about this image change that's possibly been 'suggested' to her by her record company. She tries hard, sticks her tongue out etc. but looks like she's one step away from a Lohanesque blow out of epic proportions.

The Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared - Jonas Jonasson Quirky, funny and easy to read. My kind of book.

Almost like someone was basing energy policy on lobbyists from energy companies rather than anything with long term sustainability or low environmental impact...

Fuck it, why don't we scrap tax altogether? It only gets wasted on the feckless and the poor anyway, and why should I pay for them? Those who can afford it will then have more disposable income to spend on private school, police or security, medicine and waste disposal. We could even make roads pay as you go based on sat nav info. The more altruistic could even build social housing conurbations or "ghettos" for the burgeoning underclass, who would either have to work or eat each other. The Victorian Way.

Broads, blow? Just dial '0'. Highlander is fuckin ace!

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This all sounds painfully familiar. Her next step will probably be to fuck one of the bosses to buy herself some insurance against being sacked.

Given the thread title I didn't mean to impl... Oh never mind

Think they're just waiting for you to regale them with a story or two of your own... Edit: shit, just realised how that read, sorry

Blimey Cath, you're getting a bit of rough treatment in here at the moment.

Ha ha, thanks for the tag you bastards! x

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die" Done to death, but brilliant. Honourable mentions to "I demand some booze!" "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me" "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" "I do this, this, this, this...goal" (not really a quip as such, just like Peles style when he says it) Some not really from 'cool' films, but memorable all the same.

These days I only ever end up in a pub alone when MrsTash boots me out to go and watch the footy.