Mudface

I love that after that, Mo skinned him twice to complete his hat trick and Cock scored an own goal. Instant karma.

Oh my God.

Was that from the We Want Plates Blog? Plenty more utter abortions there, not just breakfasts-

Grieve's amendment's gone through as well- if May's deal gets voted down, the power of the House to decide on what kind of Brexit is increased. A hard Brexit or a no deal Brexit is now effectively dead in the water. Probably to May's relief. ^ Sorry, skend, posted at the same time as you did.

Good to see Parliament taking back control- government found in contempt and forced to publish its Brexit legal advice, losing the motion by 311-293.

We could magnify that ten-fold by setting up a crowd funding page...

Ahh, Klopp was a lot slower and didn't bounce off as many walls.

It's bizarre. They're a few points better off than teams like Watford or Bournemouth, mainly because they've beaten some dross at home recently. They're closer to the bottom of the league than the top, and 14 points behind us just over a third into the season. They played well for about a 15 minute spell during the first half on Sunday, and were quite tight in the second. And yet- completely ignoring the context of the goal- Klopp running on the pitch and the team celebrating the win means we're 'running scared'. Of what, exactly?

Mine weren't even born, and the eldest is off to Uni next year.

I like the first reply-

Great comment on GOT just after the goal- [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] [Poor language removed] https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/liverpool-v-everton-preview-report-and-motm-poll.105557/post-6689334

Mrs Mangel?

Old style gentleman, they don't make 'em like that any more.

Yeah, I guess his only redeeming feature was that he doesn't appear to have added beans to his meals.

Albert Fish- the pervert's pervert, a paedophile cannibal who killed and ate at least 3 and possibly dozens of kids in Depression-era USA. He was a bit of a cause celebre at school in the '80s when I got a book of weird deaths as a stocking filler and he was listed in it- they had trouble executing him due to all the metal needles he'd inserted in his perineum and scrotum causing the electric chair to short circuit, although it seems that was an urban myth (the short circuit, he definitely had a groin full of metal). The confession letters on [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish]Wikipedia[/url] are still shocking, the Billy Gaffney one is particularly hard to read (my own son was the same age as Gaffney when I first read it, and it utterly horrified me). He's fascinating as a horrible, inhuman brute of a man with no redeeming features whatsoever, about as far as you can get from the charming, intelligent Bundy/ Lecter stereotype.

To be fair, there's not many that could link up play between Lovren and van Dijk as well as he does.

Ha, it's a once a year thing- it's Happy Shopper value custard creams the rest of the time.

Ah bum. Have to see if we can get across before Christmas instead. Did you go there yesterday, btw? Mudface is just an old nickname from school. I had a ball booted in my face during break and didn't have time to wash properly before the next lesson.

No sorry, I don't know who that is. We had a weekend in Edinburgh last year for my 50th, and we're going through on Sunday afternoon for a friend's son's 18th. My own son bought some biscuits there last year and is insisting we go there again. They're absolutely lovely.

In lieu of Boasters, it has to be shortbread. There's a cracking shop in Edinburgh called Pinnies and Poppy Seeds which I'll be visiting this Sunday.

Games companies have some very punchable execs. Bobby Kotick, Activision-Blizzard CEO and ubercunt, currently dating Sheryl Sandberg, Facebook COO and cunt. Andrew Wilson, EA CEO and a money-grubbing cunt- Don Mattrick, former EA president, former head of the XBox division and former CEO at Zynga, publisher of Farmville and other cunt games. I'm not a bully, but I'd make an exception for this streak of piss. Reggie Fils-Aime, President of Nintendo of America. Supposedly OK, but I'd quite gladly beat him to death with a Wiimote because of his face-

This one, surely.

Haha, the site's starting to get weird(er), flashing and distorting and popping up weird text at the top like 'InspiroCorp can neither confirm or deny being insectoid'. Great stuff.