Dr Nowt

The escapism of the beautiful game. Really makes the heart sing.

I reckon we’re after Dre anyway, as our 4th new midfielder, but have made it known he’s the alternative to Lavia so we land the latter for a couple of mil cheaper when Southampton fold. Going to be egg on a few faces when they both turn up carrying Mbappe.

I refuse to believe anyone else could have spotted it.

Quite the turn-up for the books as I thought FSG were the only smart guys in the room.

I wonder if Southampton may have some inside information suggesting our need for Lavia places us in a non-optimal negotiating position?

Proper minges, aren’t they.

More beef curtains than Stroganoff, in this instance.

This absolute cumstain. Need I say more?

Strong TK bowling videos energy.

You haven’t lived.

With the exception of the first sentence, I was taking the piss mate. Had a Liverpool career to be proud of in terms of achievement and contribution, before age did what it does. Just a shame he’s soured things to such a degree and will always be remembered here with a but now.

What an ignominious way for his time here to end. I’ve always liked the lad and don’t mind admitting it, but you do have to feel embarrassed for the gimps who‘ve tried to make bigging him up from the start a personality trait, only to discover the others who saw through him have now decisively won that particular argument and made them look rather foolish.

This has the feeling of an embarrassingly stage-managed exit, complete with heartfelt video message to LFC fans a day before the transfer is officially confirmed about how he’s off there because he wasn’t going to be a starter anymore, which won’t cut any ice or convince anyone.

Meatballs, courgette, tomato and mozzarella pasta bake, featuring one of the worst attempts to evenly spread parsley in recorded human history.

That’s the arsehole.

Lunch. Fuck vegetables with food like this.

Wouldn’t be devastated to wave Henderson off but have Fabinho stay another season. Seems the lesser of evils to keep him for another year to help bring Lavia on, while we properly plan how to replace him and Thiago’s roles in the squad next year, rather than scrabbling round now trying to replace him and Henderson at the same time with whatever is still available. However much any of us may a) want both of them gone now and/or b) want to bank the fees on offer, that’s seemingly not the plan Klopp has been working to for this summer and it could cost us heavily if both go and we can’t add someone of the right level, which seems highly likely. Henderson moved on, reconstituted midfield including 3 younger, fresher, hungrier new players and the injection of competition and energy they should bring, Lavia having a year to learn from Fabinho plus two senior pros still on the books during a big transition in midfield would hopefully mitigate some of the inevitable growing pains we’re going to see. All about balance, and replacing nearly every midfielder older than about 12 at the same time in a side where organisation and knowing how the manager wants to play is as essential as it is in a Klopp side is massively risky.

Has the lad lost his pen as well as his principles? They’re fucking dragging this out.

The face.

Probably best not to mangle a sentence as badly as this right after calling most of the forum retarded. Makes you look like a bit of a simpleton. You can have that one gratis.

Surely he’d be worried about having his hand cut off for stealing a wage anyway?