Koptimus Prime

Looks better with each game, not near Paddy Berger levels of swoon but has got boss hair.

Coutinho Skrtel Lallana

Main problem is that we had no back up plan other than Sanchez. We're shite at this transfer lark.

Don't get the hissy fit, we beat Bournemouth on Wednesday but Rodgers want more credit for it? Smacks of big Sam this shit.

uuurrrrrgggh. There's never an International break when you need one. Eye aids will return and we'll get bummed.

Has Gerrard kicked him out?

Shadow of Mordor for me, been a meh year for games but enjoyed this no end. Nowt better than twatting up some orks.

Lightning Strikes Peruvian Soccer Player and Line…: http://youtu.be/hMCR9eEnRbQ Get Thor on loan in January to take out the opposition.

Lucky Rodgers is the best man for the job otherwise id be fucking worried.

Couldn't give a fuck if he wants out, more worried about the shite we'll bring in with his fee.

Anything by that cunt Bubble

Legend of Zelda Wii U Gameplay and Star Fox Wii U…: New Zelda sneak peak and mention that Star Fox is out as well....cant wait

Each passing game just adds more and more to Rodgers getting the push, should have had more experienced backing from within the club to help from the off. Piss poor summer signings, complete change around in style of play, millions spent on shite defenders and keeper, no forward planning to replace Suarez etc etc. Same time doubt the club would get a decent replacement for him so were going into a rinse repeat era......fucking depressed

Been dog shit for all 6 group games, Ludogrets deserve 3rd place more than us.

Need Dr Peters to get Rodgers and his old bird back together, life was better then.

Meltdown: Angry Claude Tells TY He's Deluded - S…: Calm down dear.

No early dart today you scruffy cunt.

Booooom. Fuck off shitcoat

Even thou we lost on Sanchez we still should have at least had a list of other targets other than a last minute panic buy of Balotelli. Small time shite like this fucks us every time we look to be moving on. Fuck the committee off and get a David Dein type in to sort us out and help Rodgers. Ayre is best at the comercial side of the club, just leave him to do that.

Rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin, at least add some steel up front.

Rather go to Kirkby market than that Manc cuntfest.

Half the Stoke team have caught pig aids from the locals but still dreading this.

As long as we don't give away a set piece in our half or allow them to shoot we'll be ok.

If there's any scrapping in an Aldi or Netto then I'd let the police go full raoul moat.

Only conceded 2, we've turned a corner.