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Virg looks so much better when he’s defending aggressively. This casual nonsense that has infected his game is bullshit and he needs to pull his finger out sharpish.

Shame about the source but if Utd do sign Pickford for £45m I’ll laugh my cock off.

Coming soon to a forum near you, part 2 of everyone’s favourite thread ‘That woman who shagged the dog’. Presenting: ”That man who fucked the cat”

Still sticking to my prediction that Real will be offering him to PL clubs within 3 years.

That felt a bit shit. Silver lining is that they’ll be off to the World Club Cup in December which will hopefully fuck their season.

Evens. Seemed an easy way to double my money. Need another from Gundogen for the same.

Ditto.

I wasn’t going to watch the final on Saturday but the missus has invited her Dad and sister round (both neutral) to watch it. Her Dad supports any English team in Europe and he’s said he’ll be rooting for City as it’s the only trophy they haven’t won. I’ve got to sit there and listen to them congratulate City as they batter Inter. It’s going to be miserable.

Congrats!

Should have got rid, promoted a youngster and given Milner another year like Jurgen wanted. Awful decision.

Change my pitch up! Schmadtke my bitch up!

Nothing really Schmadtkes, anyone can see… nothing really Schmadtkes, nothing…really…Schmadtkes….to meeeeeee

What's-a Schmadtke you? Hey! Gotta no respect? What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah shaddap-a you face!

Can we delete this thread? He’s an absolute irrelevance and has been for about the last 5 years.

Have we signed anyone yet?

Disappointing.

No Neto today. Family bereavement.

You know what, having seen a few Dortmund games recently in their title run in I’m not that assed about Bellingham anymore. The standard in German football is atrocious and I don’t think it’s a given that he would have been a success. I reckon he’s going to Madrid too early and won’t be given the time by the fans to develop. My prediction is that English clubs will have an opportunity to buy him within 3 years.

The standard of German football is abysmal.

You don’t have to please some of the people, all of the time, all of the people some of the time and please all the people all of the time to be a pleaser of some of the people, all of the time, all of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time

Balls

Good shout.

Do these cunts even realise survival is in their own hands? Barely any fight in them whatsoever.

Fuck off Leeds. Been awful since the goal.