Bubsa

I've always thought: How fucking awesome would life be if Pokémon were real? "Did you bring that report in?" "No, sorry" "Right, that's it! I'm going to fire you!" "You can't fire me, I quit!" "There's only one to settle this..." "Pokébattle!!!" "Pokébattle!!!" Aaah.

Well, sir, you're more of a trooper than I.

Ah well, fair enough. Most of the personell you listed I wouldn't really consider 'up and comers', Cech, Duff, Essien, Carvalho, but that's just a difference of opinion, really. Fair point.

Seriously, that car is totaled - a complete wreck. And Ronaldo's training? Fair play to him. There was probably no one there to see him roll around in 'agony', though.

I think if Rafa was interested, he would have made an approach when he was still in Brazil. Oh, and when we had money.

I think he's alright and can play a part in games. He seems a confident enough lad to go out there and try to be proactive, not go into hiding. However, if anything came about with 3mill+ on the table, I'd like us to accept it.

Tool.

At no point would I a) Be looking at her mouth and b) want to hear her speak in any case. Problem solved.

Let's not forget, who's going to want to sign for Citeh? Doing very poorly in the prem with no recent European pedigree to think of, from a footballing point of view, it's a bad move. But of course, from a financial point of view, it's good-bye credit crunch. But that of course leaves you asking, "Does this chap really want to be at this football club?" The blame lies solely with Hughes, in my opinion. And, moreso to the funny point, Parker looks like ending up a rich man's Nigel Quashie.

Well, If I could be so lucky, they'd both play in my mansion. However, if forced to choose, it comes down to a simple question, really: Which one would I pick to toss their salad. With the lingering doubt that Cashley Cole may have got there first, I will have to stay Stevens wins.

Worth seeing for the Derby goal, twas a crackerjack. It was about as good as how bad the Rob Hulse miss was at the end. Dare I'd say it, I think even Robbie Keane might have scored that tap-in.

If you meant what I thought you did, they certainly did. Should have been 2-0 at least, really.

To be honest, they'd have to pay me to eat there.

Edit: Too easy. Lesson being: Don't argue with retards. They'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Well, it actually meant to read *wash myself in money anyway. I've heard some parts of the Wirral are where the squad/Rafa lives. I don't know, I'm just being pedantic as usual.

Give my regards to gonorrhea

This Pinder you speak of. Has she got any photos of other work she's done?

That's funny, in the other thread you wrote, in your own inimitable style: "I don't play that game, no more." Not that you're kidding anyone here, that I can guarantee.

I'll take the piss once this guy proves himself to be any more than 'African Average' to me.

Juninho Paulista, to be nickname precise!

It's OK. I was myself in money, anyway. ... ...I'm not even from the Wirral, I've just always wanted to say/type that.

Where's Messi? I've got this baseball bat to show him...

Christ. I mean, yeah, that would make sense in what he wrote, but...christ. It doesn't make sense to mah brain!

Names please? The only ones I can think of who were up and comers and have gone on are Johnson (to some extent), Diarra, SWP and Robben - all of whom seem to be flourishing more away from Chelski, with the exception of Robben's first 6 months. The rest were already established stars, if stars at all.

Chris Waddle!