Herp McDerp

United have taken as many points from their last five games as we have. They truely are fucking useless.

That was it. That was the chance.

My money's on an 90+5 Utd winner.

Yeah it's been overturned but it's still bullshit that it was ever awarded in the first place. Would Van Dijk have been awarded a penalty in a similar situaton? He used to be wrestled to the ground in the box and we'd get fuck all.

And there we go. Pelanty to Fernandes. Pawson the shitcunt was itching to give that.

Mate they're wankers too, trust me on this one, Karl especially could do with a boot up his hoop. He's the Brendan Rodgersof TV presenters, right down to his veneers and dumping his other half for a newer model once he got a shiny new contract.

A spot of spectral fisting perhaps?

Just chasing the modest 10,000% gains huh

Care to expan on this? First I'm hearing of it.

Yeah, Jabba the Slut did his best, but Fernandes is a cheat code player this season. Utd will win this comfortably now.

Just me that thinks West Brom's goal shouldn't have stood due to a foul on the defender? I'm not complaining obviously but I'd be furious if that was given against us. Edit: Here it is: First time in their history they've lost six staight in the league apparently.

Yeah, either him or Pawson.

Fat Sham doing his very best to cheer us up.

He's not going anywhere. Get over it.

I couldn't give two shits if City win something once we're no longer in contention for it. Chelsea are a different beast, I'd begrudge that lot winning an egg and spoon race. As for it meaning absolutely nothing, that just comes across as a coping mechanism to me, City will have won 5 of the past 10 titles by the end of this season, Chelsea will have 2. Last time I checked there weren't any asterisks in the record books which denote titles won by oil clubs.

Injured.

He just gets us.

You could say that, yes.

Fingers and toes crossed that all those claiming our recent form is significantly influenced by the PGMOLVAR fucknuts are proven right and we batter this lot.

Back in December I said the season had the feels of the 08/09 season all over again, with us drawing too many matches and anyone that raised their concerns being shouted down because "we're top of the league". I'd give anything for the rest of the season to play out like the 08/09 season now.

The fact that you lot have the nerve to call it hockey is a travesty in itself.

Stick to frozen hockey and curling you poutine fisting moose botherer. "Intelligent structuring" my arse.

See you back here in a week.