Dave D

Have we signed Pablo Aimar yet?

Lacazette will score 30+ goals for Arsenal next season. We'll be lucky if we get 30mins out of Sturridge- can see us struggling to shift him

What happened to the guy we were interested in from Shakhtar that went to China? Teixera?

Having just read this, we need to re-sign Erik Meijer or appoint him as our scout. From fighting Man United fans at boxing matches and giving his absolute all in reserve games, he's a legend that loves the club. Read this book. Its great

Quite a read. Should be the next "PPI" scandal! Had a gift card expire? Give us a call, you could be guaranteed £10 worth of books at Waterstones (minus £3 admin fee)

Gift cards that fucking expire! Whats that about?

Or, Amazon charging £8.99 delivery for the £5.99 book you want to buy

I have the same feeling towards wet tissue paper. Luckily Im not having to walk out of many rooms as I do not often witness people touching said wet tissue. (well, it does say bizarre)

I ike the term "dont deserve to have nice things" My wife is often saying that to my 4 year old daughter when she's naughty Quite fittng really as our players have been very naughty this season

I hear you. I generally know when its time to change sockets when it starts to rapidly cut out and cut in again like the little bastard is trying to trip the electric by delicately hanging out of the socket just enough I'm sure my hoover is belligerent and spiteful intentionally. I only take my eye off it for 20 seconds and its flipped on to its back desperately trying to chug out dust balls onto the carpet.

A good win. Amazing what an actual centre forawrd can do for your attacking play (I refuse to incluse Origi) Start the same side and we should see off Boro- as for this current group of players- Id still sell a fair few of them if the right offer came in.

We are hoover hating brothers. When I have mustered enough enthusiasm to actually hoover the house (I have to do it as the wife is simply shit at it) when it doesn't actually pick anything up- add to that, it will often smash the shit out of the skirting board and then somehow flip upside down when I pull it around corners....... What the fuck is it with Dyson hoovers that can hoover up small toys but cant bloody pick up hair or bits of wool off of socks that are x100 lighter than said toy.# Grrrrrrrrr

Hot air balloons. They are just to massive and vulnerable at the same time. Give me the shivers

Wikipedia showing Robertson as a Liverpool player. To my shame Ive never even heard of him. I think the only way I will ever get to know premier league players that play for Hull or Watford for example, is to start collecting panini footy stickers again. In fact, the last time I had a sticker album I'm pretty sure we won the league.

Its tough stuff when kids are ill. 4 year old had Gastric flu over Easter- only time we left the house was to go to out of hours doctors as she was sick about every 2 hours for 2-3 days.

Learnt that lesson a few years ago. Stayed in several Premier Inns with work that had Beefeaters. Shite everytime. Really shite

A better way of putting it does not exist. Word for word perfect

Shit hoovers. Pick fuck all up- Dyson "no loss of suction" my arse. This is sounding weird. But the point still stands. Shit hoovers. Annoying as sht.

Much as I love Dark side of the moon, it helped me through college and countless other times, in the Eurovision context, 10 points would be about right, even a little generous!

I'm prone to this kind of edgy behaviour. I think I actually talk out loud when I'm in deliberating. I often go for Unsmoked because for some reason it feels less of a "risk"

Title of this thread.......dear oh dear. Cant we start a grown up one?

You cant come waltzing in here making rational and sensible points. And you didnt swear. Or mention FSG. Your not welcome

Ahhhh- so he's not a full back then. Hmmmmmmmm Lazy from me, just Lazy. Makes even more puzzling we want to spend lots of money on him

Anything above 50m for Coutinho and we pack his bags for him. As pointed out, good player, but not that good Salah- Victor Moses Keane- Steve Finnan

What was the old saying- Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game if you play Lucas Leiva.........or something