The Midnight Rambler

Next month. Midsoles my arse, you’re just sulking cause there’s no turd brown colourway

I say, how about a little kiss.

60 days on the streets Ed Stafford, who is a basically a sound Bear Grylls lives like a homeless person for two months. Not to worried about hitting rock bottom now as homeless people eat better than me & probably earn more an hour. Also Spice looks good craic. In all seriousness, I will only offer homeless people food from now on, the cheeky shits!

Watched Cocktail on the weekend. Elizabeth Shue will always be the pinnacle.

I had a two week period of listening to Sun ain’t gonna shine on repeat last year. Sounds like I need to get on Scott 4!

Just watching the doc. This Brian Kennedy and his son are fucking nauseating cunts. No wonder they became pally with Gerry.

Thursday for me, buzzing.

August 9th Florida man uses fake ID, steals $41K in dental implants, $10K for French bulldog

Sheppy’s cider in Tesco, it’s 3 for 2 at the moment. 8.2% and it’s the best cider money can buy, by a distance.

Sticking to my formula of horses of days past. Fully expect Thistlcrack to lose by a nose in the gold cup. Might stick a couple of quid on definitely red too.

I’m boss at coming second

Blind faith in Tobefair in the next, he won about 6 on spin two years ago. Also a bit on A Toi Phil both ew

Most underrated player in our squad.

MeasureOfMyDreams in the last tomorrow. If you know, you know.

Least mine didn’t come 2nd

Ballyandy next ew. He was fucking boss about two years ago. Hopefully he can rekindle some of the magic

Bring on the near misses!

Barm sounds like something you’d eat in Wigan. You webbed feet fucks.

Runner up 3 times. Jesus hates me. Hope that’s the last time I come second this year.

Apples jade to win by 7 lengths and got the slut in a double with Benie

You picked the wrong day to start smoking spice!

Vintage clouds & Singlefarmpayment both ew in the next

It’s been about three years since I’ve been up at Cheltenham. Ger in there!