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Man finds dead bird in Tesco salad
Mel Wood replied to Paulie Dangerously's topic in GF - General Forum
Puns aside, I'd actually be more repulsed if I bought some dead bird from KFC and found some salad with it.- 51 replies
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- greenfinch salad
- no pun intended
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Midge Ure autocorrects to midget ire. I like the idea of Ultravox being fronted by a furious little person. That's all.
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Freddie Mercury used to live in the Dovedale Towers, on Penny Lane, fact fans. There was a good documentary on Radio 4 yesterday, too. Presented by Midge Ure, which is worth a listen if it's on listen again or whatever.
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Shit, sorry, that's a mandarin.
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Find me a picture of a wild animal that looks like a famous celebrity.
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Three pizza related observations Any pizza that uses BBQ sauce instead of tomato sauce is automatically ten times better. Dominos Meateor is the food of the gods. I have bought one of those pizza middle raisers that ensure it cooks evenly throughout, from the 99p shop, almost entirely because I saw it on Dragons' Denwhen it was fiirst pitched, and am curious as to whether they're any good. I don't hold out much hope.
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Here's the real fella
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Apparently in real life, Nucky was a big, dark-haired burly type, but they avoided casting someone that had a physical resemblance because they thought it would have looked too Tony Sopranoey.
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To remove his clothes they're going to have to perform a trackieotomy.
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Verrry interesting on the 'end of season 3' bits above. I read it completely differently, myself, though youse are probably right. I took it that... Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal. She said to Nucky that she fell out with her family - 'the parting was bitter' or something. Obviously she's changed her name to Margaret but I presumed she got the maid to ask for her on the phone (under her former name), and was told she was dead, so Margaret was just learning that her family are telling everyone she's dead - they've completely disowned her, like. So probably no point in getting back in touch. I might well be completely wrong though.
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Mancini's now said they won't take any action as long as he agrees to attend a banger management course.
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- fucking glovepuppet
- ginger bread spaz
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Ricky Gervais - is he a mong? Or among friends?
Mel Wood replied to silverlining's topic in GF - General Forum
Comedian Robin Ince's blog post about it.- 165 replies
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- a-shaddup gervais
- ff up in arms
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Ricky Gervais - is he a mong? Or among friends?
Mel Wood replied to silverlining's topic in GF - General Forum
Exactly. Saw that 'bit' on telly last week, and that for me is the moment his whole 'I don't mean it like that' argument falls to bits.- 165 replies
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- a-shaddup gervais
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I bet they're really cut up about the whole thing.
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Apologies if already posted. [YOUTUBE]Z7bHYRO9phc[/YOUTUBE]
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- asian wideo emporium
- lucas > the chief
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Oh, and I went to school with that Sammy Rogers too. Rather.
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Georgia Simpson. Weird taste in fellas, but, yes. Heather Haversham before she was Amanda Burton. Rahh. Sue Sullivan's mate, can't remember the character's name. Oh aye.
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Bit too lax on divers though.
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Don't mind Marriner. Never seems out of his depth.
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Matador gets Gorged by bull last night
Mel Wood replied to chrisbonnie's topic in GF - General Forum
What if you don't eat beef but do eat people? *sits back smugly and tucks into his milkman buttock sandwich*- 56 replies
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- bullshit man
- cowardice
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His solicitor's now said there'll be no more comment until after tonight's 1-1 draw with Montenegro.
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Apparently he victimizes Pete Price in his new series. So for that reason I like him.
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He's probably the 'far east' one as well. He's smart with his accounting, Blue Bill.
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- bitter cunts
- diddums
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Posted this elsewhere but The Blue Union are cracking me up. Not that their doing *something* isn't right, for them, but they're still going about it like total fannies. They are organising a protest march for Saturday, according to The Guardian Maybe they were being ironic with the bit in bold. ''WHADDOWE WANT...!!!'' ''TO PROMOTE THE CONCEPT OF ALLOWING THE CEO TO BE LEFT TO CONCENTRATE ON REDUCING COSTS, DEVELOPING OUR REVENUE STREAMS AND REPAIRING THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FANBASE WHILST LEAVING THE BOARD TO APPOINT A FULLY AUTONOMOUS GROUP OF PROFESSIONAL INDIVIDUALS WHO CAN EFFECTIVELY DEVELOP AND IMPLEMENT A STRATEGY THAT WILL IDENTIFY AND SELL THE CLUB TO A BUYER WHO CAN DEMONSTRATE AN ABILITY AND A GENUINE DESIRE TO TAKE THE CLUB FORWARD ON BOTH A COMMERCIAL AND FOOTBALL LEVEL...'' ''WHENDOWE WANNIT...?'' It's not exactly 'Yanks out', is it?
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- bitter cunts
- diddums
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