Fugitive

Huyton Village was like a scene from D-Day earlier this morning. I really would have loved to have owned a Sherman and kill every fucker there for getting in my way. I only wanted to buy some tea for tonight and was nearly killed in a stampede outside ASDA.

I'm there brother. You go first.

WHY the FUCK does he like to add WORDS in CAPITAL letters at RANDOM times? It's FUCKING annoying.

Are you on drugs? Your posts are fucking weird to the point that I can only assume that you are in fact on Ket or something similar.

74/100

You were moaning like fuck yesterday.

Smiley-hell. Negged :eek:

Milan are supposedly interested in Dossena.

Sorry to hear that Mel. It must be hard enough but the time of year as well makes it even more difficult to deal with. My thoughts are with you and your family.

Lateral-ly insane.

I thought the 'I bet you kick Puppies' part was a give away that I was not being serious.

So you would have hit a rather small and skinny lad who could not have been older that 16-17? It made my night and was very funny. The little hobbit had a lot of spirit and I salute him but sooner or later it will be misplaced spirit and someone will knock him out. I bet you pick on little people but shy away from anyone your own size. I bet you kick Puppies.

Fuck this shit. I'm off until the hysterics and sheer idiocy is over.

On the other hand, we have 7 point from the games against the big 3. Fuck off and Merry Christmas.

The coaching staff are loving it. All telling Babel what to do.

Fuck off Fabrigas, you ugly fuck burger twat of a cunt.

What Class were you in? Stevie Wonders?

I was just about to say the same.

Highly unlikely.

The Pacific.

We will win 2-1.

I ain't actually had a fight with anyone for about 6-7 years. I think I was 18 when I last battled with someone.

Mine came last night whilst out in town. Some little tit in Hannah's was going around thinking he was Mr Music 2008 and telling people how original and ground breaking Pendulum are. I simply told him that they ain't that original as Apollo 440 and the Prodigy have been doing the same thing way better than Pendulum for years. That is when the silly little cunt, he had a Cornish accent, decided to call me a wanker and was nearly crying with rage that I dared say his beloved Pendulum were neither original or the best thing in music today. He fronted me, all 5ft 5ins of the Cornish beast, and said we can take this outside. My mates were pissing themselves and egging the little fucker on who by this stage had turned a rather fetching shade of Purple. I declined the offer and said I was not interested in fighting a 14 year old hobbit over something so shit as Pendulum. He actually said 'You're lucky you have backed down as I'd injure you'. I just burst out laughing and my mates nearly flooded the place with tears of laughter. He just sloped off never to be seen again. Mr Hobbit man, I salute you.

Up the bum every Thursday afternoon.

Ah yes, a time when wearing neon green clothing was not frowned upon and stories of Purple Aki genuinely terrified an entire generation of kids.