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Ye if my auntie ever seen him she'd probably rag him by them big cheeks and say 'Hasn't he gone big!' even though she has never seen him before in her life!

I will be reading that article again tomorrow just before I leave for the pub!! Puts you in a really positive mood and makes you want to shout COME ON at the top of your voice!!

I prefer bottles of Corona myself. Its the only one that doesn't give me a hangover!

I got a memory card with mine, £220 cash back (that i have had them put on my account) and £5 a month off the dolphin package with orange. But I am not bragging....

I got the same phone on Tuesday from Orange and got the USB lead but the wrong fucking ear phones! Its lucky they have credited my account with £220 as part of the deal!

One word for a sucktreat that I have never really liked is a 'chew'. Now that is not want you want to be thinking a woman is going to do if she goes down there!!

Wasn't his only goal against Havant and not Barnsley? Plus the shot that was going in in the derby? That was a decent strike too!

I understand what you are saying, its a bit like watching the Master tournament on Sky where the players know what they want to do, but their bodies are too old and slow now to react in time to pull it off! Still, with all things considered, he is still the footballing equivelent to bommy wood!

I hope it is a fair tight affair. If after say 70 minutes its still 0-0 they will start to panic (and tire after the effort they had to put in on Saturday) and one goal is enough to take us through. Where is everyone watching the game if they are not going? I am going to the First National in town, atmosphere is always great in there on a European away game. I watched the Arsenal away game there and the Torres song was getting sung fairly frequently!

You could argue that it you got an unfair draw though couldn't you in that you could have played both Celtic and Rangers twice away and only once at home whereas your rivals had the opposite. Or the 7th place team played the 6th place team twice at the 6th place teams ground and only one at home. Too much room for argument.

Agree with that mate, people are too quick to write players off. Lets give him a chance to settle and judge him in 12 months time. If by then he is still at the same level he is at, then we can start to question his potential.

Lucas has had a decent start and is gradually improving. He is only really young so we need to cut the lad a bit of slack, especially considering how far away from home he's had to move. I don't think that he had stood out in any game so far but lets not write him off just yet. It will be interesting to see how much he progresses over the next 12 months. He does make some basic mistakes at times but you would expect those creases to be ironed out over time and with experience. There are plenty of players who never shone in their first season in the Premiership but went on to go from strength to strength. Only time will tell but lets give him a chance.

Does anyone know where I can put a bet on Crouch to sign for Portsmouth at the end of the season? I am not saying I want it to happen though, just want to bet on it.

Fat birds usually are, its their way of levelling the playing field with slim birds...

Shortbread is ahead by 5! The underdog is going to steal the show!

Good work! The classics will never get boring! These films you can watch over and over again! Oh and as for what Liam said, I am only 25!

Modric in, Lennon out maybe?

As much as we hate his guts, he is still a good manager who is going to be managing a top club before the summer is out. He won the UEFA Cup before he won the Champions League so you can't just say it was lucky to win the CL, that is just being naive and short-sighted.

Can't see it, but if it was true I am sure there would be an hilarious song about it by the time the day is out!

The best thing to do it go back on the ale (shouldn't need much persuading) and just make sure that you end up a bit tipsy to the level where your hangover goes but you wont get a hang over the never day... Sounds easy doesn't it, the hard bit is stopping when you are tipsy!!

Unfortunately for you, Torres is the one player who doesn't need a new song! His song is by far the best on any terrace at the minute!! Its so catchy!!

I nearly gave someone a slap in work the other day. He called me a big kid because I watched the Goonies on Sunday! The likes of the Goonies and Stand By Me can be watched by all at any time!!

What makes 9 out of 10 people happy...... Gang Rape! :whoops:

I'll play either left mid or left back, I will take corners and free kicks on the right hand of the pitch within 30 yards of goal bagsied!!

The shortbread is going to come through the toughest of draws to steal this!