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No, the question was does he deserve a shot. Plenty of other people can start threads whether rodgers should be replaced or should ancelotti be manager. The question I wanted to pose is the one the thread is started on, not something else. You really do chat some awful, dull and uninspiring durge. It isnt who deserves a shot at the job, its a discussion particularly about whether Klopp should. But you're so myopic about rodgers and the rest, you think your way is the only way. Well it isnt.

Unless we spoke personally with him, I very much doubt we'd ever be able to say is there a reliable source to confirm he would come here. I like Klopp. He's what you want in a manager (or at least what i do). He shows his passion. When he wins, he punches the air like a fan and doesnt just sit their impassionate. When he has the players, he certainly can get them playing for 'him' and no doubt the shirt. For whatever reason, its gone stale at dortie for him. It happens to all managers. Maybe the secret is to replace players over a rolling 5 year period before they go stale on the manager. I'd love to see Klopp here out of all the possible names being bandied about even, above those who may have won more or seem more on an upward trajectory. But, as ive said, Im never going to call for Rodgers sacking. If the club sack him or he realises he cannot take the club forward, fair enough, I think we should be in for Klopp. I dont see it happening that way though.

I think Im a Type 2 or 3 but I'll have a closer look next time I bomb the bog. Which poo do you do? When doctors at a Bristol hospital found patients were reluctant to describe their faeces, medics devised the Bristol Stool Form Scale. The handy chart is now used all over the world to help patients open up (excuse the pun) with less embarrassment. The perfect poo What you should be looking for... Type Four (above) is a sign of a healthy colon, but anything from Three to Five is acceptable. Poos should glide out smoothly, be light to medium brown, cause no discomfort, and be in one long shape. Movement should happen soon after you sit down, and if there is any sign of blood in the stool, see your GP immediately as it could be an indicator of cancer.

Serious discussion point. He's clearly won a couple of titles and cup. He's an engaging and passionate personality. But he also couldnt arrest a very poor season in the Bundesliga and lost the German Cup final to first time winners Wolfsburg. So, should his past record speak louder than his last season? Or, should we heed how his last season turned out?

Spot fucking on! Was in the Lakes one year, near Coniston I think and two of these fuckers come flying low up the valley. Fucking awesome sight.

Not if you have 3 or 4 people in the house who all use the net at the same time, 10mb - 20mb will soon slow down the experience. So would I Tony. Think I need to phone them twats up and threaten to cancel again. I gather they're not taking it lieing down any more and keep you on the line for fucking ages. People who tried to cancel via internet chat (why would anyone do it that way?) have been engaged in over an hour of conversation. Fuck that.

Well you might not be sure but I am. That's what coco said. Doesnt mean it was the reason but it was more than the bullshit of we're in the CL now.

Haha, top of the blunders list and there's another one, R Savage 30.05.2015

It was in jest because I know they wont.

Well coco has a short memory because he said the reason from bringing benitez in was that he could 'win titles on a budget.' So, nothing has really changed except the managers, has it?

That benteke sure looks like he'll fit in with our style. Not! I hope whoever the fuck on our transfer committee decides who comes in is watching this.

Sweaties cup final about to start falkirk v ICT. Falkirk a 2nd tier team? Ex Red David Raven misses out for inverness due to injury.

You were saying about confused ramblings?

You can accuse all you want, just as you misread all you want. Still doesnt make you right. As for confusing ramblings, irony alert.

Aye fair comment.

With the club seemingly moving ahead with probable transfer targets (ings and clyne in particular, maybe benteke), if they do part company with rodgers and bring in someone else, that suggests to me that the transfer committee has more of a say on signings than any manager will. And I dont think it would be because ancelotti \ klopp \ whoever had earmarked the previously mentioned players as being a pre requisite to their agreeing to be manager.

Winning next to fuck all? He's won 10 major honours hasnt he? Fat fwank has 13 I seem to recall so he won 3 more than Gerrard despite playing for an incredibly wealthy owner's team. Of course gerrard's gutted not to have won the PL and maybe if we hadnt of won in Istanbul he'd have fucked off. Cant say Id have blamed him either but still people seem to want to hang the lad out even though he stayed. Weird.

Never did get Abide with me in the cup final. Always link it with funerals myself. But fuck, when i was a kid, cup final day was something to look forward to. BBC used to start with it from about 10:30am and it was wall to wall cup final. Shows how much things change cos im watching Moto GP Superbike qualifying instead. I'll switch over about 5 to get the atmos for the cup final.

Have to say allan sunderland's winner for arse in the final after manchester united thought they'd saved the day with two late goals is a non Liverpool favourite of mine. And who can forget ronnie radford's goal for hereford?

Got to love Dirty Harry for some classic moments. When he's getting beaten in the alley after peering in on dirty mary or whatever, someone says 'Call the police!' and Harry says 'I am the Police!' Biff!!

If its not too late, dont bother with tiling, use shower panels. A lot better, you can get then in a range of colours and finishes but best of all, no fucking grout!

Having an itchy scrotum!

Then you're being selective. And wrong.

When Joe Fagan was made manager, he said he was only keeping the seat warm for a 'younger man.' I cannot see Chris Lawler, great servant to the club that he was, was the young man in mind. Im not sure Lalwer was even on the backroom staff at that point. He was part of Kenny's backroom and had the ignominy of being the first person sacked at Anfield for many a year. I always took Joe's comments to point towards Kenny Dalglish and not Phil Neal. Was just a feeling I had.

What Im suggesttng is, if we spend wisely, I dont really care who signs the cheques. There's been some very good deals, some very bad deals and the rest falling somewhere in between.