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  1. Harry Squatter
    I can confirm that this is completely true having worked with loads when I lived down south. They would rather play attractive football than win anything do they can mock other teams for playing direct or defensive football. One asked me what was the worst ground I've ever been to and I said Peterborough or Stockport, he said "The Valley, it's so shit it only holds 28,000 and it's not as good as the Emirates"
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    It would be great if Anzhi came in and offered over the odds for Suarez and the club accepted it.
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    The season ticket waiting list is a load of redshite propaganda, there are 10,000 tickets available every game but the club always puts sold out on their website and pays for charter flights from Oslo and Belfast to make up the empty seats. Robbie Fowler has been a smack head since 1993 and the only reason he owns loads of property is to fund his habit. Glenn Johnson regularly plays the "phone game" with Ashley Cole on international duty
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    Agger is constantly on the beak and had to sell his place in Lark Lane to Pancake cos he owed him 500 grand.
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    5. Rob
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    Suarez got bummed by Stuart Hall when he commentated on a Uruguay vs England game in the 90's, Suarez bit his cock and is fearful of the English press reporting it which is why he wants to leave. Kenny Dalglish is really Steven Gerrards Dad, that's why his parents split up.
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    I think it happened when Joe Fagan rubbed his hands at Graeme Souness saying that "this club cannot afford to sack me". After that everything was just downhill. Either that or when General Zod came to earth and tried to repopulate earth with Kryptonians by altering earths gravity. I think that both are heavy factors.
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    3 of the fastest forms of communication Telephone Television Tell a woman
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    Mirror and the Mail saying Fulham are interested in Sebastian Coates, Mirror doesn't mention a fee but the Mail reckons they will offer £5m. I'd be surprised if he stayed in England though. Please Fat Sam take Downing off us!
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    Dennis, I guarantee I've shagged more birds than you do in a week, I shag an average of 75 birds even before I get to work every day.
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    A bitter on my Facebook reckons that they have beaten us to the signing of Jorghinho "according to reports in Italy"
  12. Harry Squatter
    Plus mental women are normally utter filth because if they weren't most men would fuck them off at the drop of a hat. Mental birds know this hence the reason why they are massive slags.
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    He is indeed, me and my other mate have sat him down about 20 times to tell him he should bin her, he takes no notice, occasionally he bins her but then she is back on the scene a few weeks later. She said to me on Friday "you aren't sure of me are you which is why you are quiet around me". I told her I was completely sure that she was a cunt and a psycho and the only reason I don't talk to her is because she'd take something I'd said the wrong way and start an argument. Fucking hate her, what baffles me is that she isn't even remotely good looking and has a shit personality, I think my mate just loves the drama of it all.
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    My mates bird is a fucking lunatic yet he still goes back for more. She has a massive problem with jealousy, however has ridiculous double standards over it but never thinks she is out of order. One night he went out with her and when he went the bogs she started talking to some young lad and snogging him, she let him grope her tits and grab her arse. When my mate came back he got into a fight with the lad but his mates jumped in and did him in. Weeks after this when they finally made up they went to a different pub, my mate is a gardener and one of his customers asked him what day in the week could he come and do the garden. She suddenly decides that this is a euphemism for him to come round in the day and shag one of his customers, when he told her to shut up she punched him in the face, scraped her stiletto down his shin and stamped it really hard on his foot leaving a massive cut. When he got back to his flat he told her it was over, she then takes all her clothes off and asks him to bang her. He does, halfway through shagging her she tells him that she banged another fella while she was on holiday. He throws her out of the flat naked and lashes all her clobber into the street. They are still together.
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    Brother in law is skint having to pay maintenance for his two kids he had with some chavvy meal ticket chasing bitch. He's in the army so his monthly wage is official to the CSA. She also had a kid with some waster who is officially unemployed but his parents own a farm and provide him with a home and cash in hand income so he pretends he is skint. Brother in law used to buy this kid everything when he was with his mum while the other fella contributed fuck all and would leave him waiting at the window for ages in the hope his Dad would turn up but never bothered. He never gets investigated yet BIL gets hammered every month by the CSA.
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    Everton reckon they have signed that Delefelou on loan, won't attach the link but it's on Grand Old Team.
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    Inter yer mam Unathletico Madrid Real Ale Madrid Brian Munich
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    [YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] He's George Clooney though, he's not some al fella who sits in the pub or the bookies all day. He's probably banging another slag while we are discussing this.
  19. Harry Squatter
    He can't be arsed with women and the shit they bring, he just wants to get gassed with his mates and sit off. Stacey Kiebler just filled in a bit of spare time for him.
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    After looking at these photos i can definitely confirm that I would bum her.
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    He was there, put some photos on my Facebook page of President Obama driving past in his entourage when he was in Dublin. He's skint by the way, his ex wife has completely fucked him over and he now lives in a flat just off South Road in Waterloo. He plays fort mates Saturday footy team.
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    My mate went the Albert Hall about ten years ago, having a piss in the urinals and in walks Micheal Caine. He just starts doing loads of Micheal Caine impressions like "Zulus, bloody thousands of them", "we can go back and play the second arf" then "my name is Micheal Caine". Micheal Caine gets fed up, turns round with his knob out and goes in his loud cockney accent "NOW FAAACK OFF", zips op and walks off.
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    A butchers boning knife Al, I saw it in court. Fucking massive thing with a big yellow handle. Fuck knows how he lived, broke 3 of his ribs too.
  24. Harry Squatter
    Suarez needs to stop being a shithouse and just tell the club that he wants to leave, not arsed where he goes, he's dead to me. Once that gets sorted we can buy players. At the moment we have a net spend of nothing so the owners look like they are being cautious.
  25. Harry Squatter
    People who use bereavements or other peoples illnesses as an excuse to act like cunts to other people. My brothers mate died a few years ago but other closer friends to the deceased got on with everything, my brother just enclosed himself in his own little world, ignored his family and acted like the world owed him everything. Even though he saw this lad maybe once a month. Was out with my mate on Friday and his bird turned up, she started winding him up flirting with other fellas, arguing with the bar staff and being a twat to him. She later apologised saying "it's cos my mum died I'm like this now" yet our other mate lost his mum a week before her mum died and he has never acted a cunt to anyone. Some bad scall I used to play a certain game with started drinking too much and when we played he would get himself sent off or have to be subbed to stop him getting an early bath. When the manager told him to sort himself out he screamed at him "me nan's ill yer tit" and stormed off. Fucking cunts stop being cunts and milking other people's deaths as an excuse to be a bigger cunt.
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