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  1. elvis
    You are very right , and i am very wrong.
  2. elvis
    No , you big dufus , i'm not allowed to eat the stock, just stack it.
  3. elvis
    Bastard technology. Back to the beans for me.
  4. elvis
    Ive had some female friends , one i definately wouldnt have reemed, and the other one i would have ragged til the cows came home. One was fit as fuck , the other wasnt. I remain friends with both said females although the fit one never knew my sly secret. They say you should only regret the things you didnt do, and that is true in this case. She was a proper fox. Still is . AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
  5. elvis
    No wonder big bad BM drivers are picking on you Lovely Lurtzy ,you need a bigger hog.
  6. elvis
    Stop rinsing your knicks in the sink?
  7. elvis
    If you dont take that back , i'm gonna come across and bash you up !
  8. elvis
    You can say that , but that twat must know i work at Lidl.
  9. elvis
    Ok , i dont know why he gets so excited though , its only the internet .
  10. elvis
    Temper , temper.
  11. elvis
    I can , i just choose not to .
  12. elvis
    It might stop you posting crap.
  13. elvis
    Check out the udders on the other one , Fuckin huge.
  14. elvis
    See what i mean? Ski can i be your agent/promoter on this , even on a 60/40 split (my favour of course) i reckon i could get quite wealthy .
  15. elvis
    I can see you coming into some serious GF related cash very soon , whats the odds you get a couple of pm's from Alansex and TomR before the day is out!
  16. elvis
    I can just see the worms leaving now . From a can , not your knickers of course.
  17. elvis
    Ive just looked and i cant see anything particularly heavy in my post:dunno:
  18. elvis
    Nothing quite like a wild generalisation to start the day.
  19. elvis
    Yeah , great striker , but ...................................................... Also a plank.
  20. elvis
    BBC SPORT | Golf | Seve diagnosed with brain tumour I for one hope he gets some good news when his tests are through.
  21. elvis
    Classic , shouldn't laugh though as i am 40 now so problems might not be too far away methinks !
  22. elvis
    No football on tv tonight , i may as well log on to the "Anny road show", usually good value !
  23. elvis
    If thats on the hour every hour , i am not surprised you cant feel the affects of a cold. What a guy.
  24. elvis
    Class response , the mixture of milk and meusli on the keyboard aint so great though.
  25. elvis
    Yeah ? Fancy that.
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