sir roger

I personally would much rather have Simao than Malouda , even if they were the same price. Malouda seems a 'safety first' wide man , the word tidy is the first that comes to mind. Simao however seems an aggressive little tyke & tries to impose himself on a game and has impressed me in practically every game I have seen him play. He would also improve out pathetic dead ball situations & can play right,left & in the hole.I don't think he would struggle physically in the Prem at all & don't think he is too old either.Giggs is 5 years older than him for instance.

spot on , lifetime fan. Cash in on Carson if he's desperate to go ( Don't really rate him anyway ) Get in Poom or somebody like that who wouldn't rock the boat but do a job in the League Cup , and not be fazed if Pepe got injured.

Cech Beckenbauer Hansen Pasarella/Baresi Carlos Alberto Roberto Carlos Matthaus Cruyff Pele Maradona Van Basten

Interesting that Hicks' clown comment has been rewritten

They must be earning decent money if they can afford to pay House to play guitar for them

The Daily Mirror is ok - worth the 40p for McGovern & Reade alone & then there is ' Scorer '.

She is apparently Alex Currans hair stylist now

The girl on the left would be an interesting discussion point on that ' girls with glasses ' thread. Anyway , I'll nail my colours to the mast - ' violently & repeatedly '.

ppppets ? Owen

Recently finished the Bryson thing 'Short History of Everything' and found it excellent after a very slow start. On a lighter note I picked up Frank Skinners autobiography for £3 in Music Zone & it was very funny ( and I'm not a massive fan of his ). It helped me through an uncomfortable 9 hour stint on Athens Airport floor.

No problems Paddy , I was getting mixed up with his name coming up over the price of Malouda not Cisse !!

Gut feeling is that they will come through on their promises , based on 1) reading the body language 2) would not make financial sense for them to let us slide Think people are panicking a bit quickly at the moment . as somebody pointed out last night that most of our targets are at the top of La liga , and we wouldn't be very happy if somebody started tapping Steven Gerrard up if we were 2 games from winning the prem.

how about ( same tune ) Fuck Off Michel Platini Gallic twat , surrender monkey Voted in to run UEFA games By people who still point at planes Billy , Billy Gaillard Gets taken from behind and taken hard Trying to cover up a fucking farce By kissing Platinis fat arse

Good spot Paddy , ruined the gag, but good spot

Your always going to get a hard bargaining session from a chairman whose name is 'AULAS'

see previous comment I was suggesting a hope that maybe one of our persuasion wanted to see the ref Fandeled

Cheers Newport , just to clarify I was trying to be amusing ( and failing again )

Not just any ref though , our friend from Athens. Are there any reds fans in Scandinavia ?

Would cost us a fair penny to replace him with anyone around his standard & with Gonzalez , Zenden & Kewell ? on the way out & Aurelio with a serious injury , Riise represents the only stability on the left side at present. If he goes as well we would be facing the 'November' scenario all over again. He does need to work harder on the training pitch on his hoofing / right foot as aforementioned.

Cheers Aaron , i'll leave well alone

I'm on Windows XP but quite understand that genitalia & the intrusion thereinto would always take time preference - Its the law

Trying to speed up my laptop by removing bits and bobs. Have come across 3 Java applications totalling over 400 megs JS2E Runtime Enviroment 5.0 Updates 6 , 10 & 11 What exactly do they do & can I get rid of none of them / all of them / the earlier 2.

RIS , Am I correct in assuming Mrs RIS does not peruse the forum much ?

I read a poll on this subject a while back and the winner was from a Hollywood version of English medieval history ( Don't remember title ' ) The Queen of England while fluttering round the room dusting the suits of armour , points out; 'war war war , thats all you ever think about Dicky Plantagenet '

Surely John Wayne's Roman centurion's southern drawl 'That truly was the son of Gawd ' in 'The Greatest Story Ever Told '