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cochyn

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  1. It'll cost about the same as ours too (€300m ~ £200m).
  2. You could have made one for for about £2.10. (Here) :santa:
  3. It flummoxes me to think they can 'trade' on their lary 'dan-the-man' image as some kind of 'blng' badge of honour, yet expect everyone to love them cos they do nice things for kids. Mixed messages innit. I, of course, am under no illusion; as far as I can remember, Chelsea have ALWAYS been a dispicable bunch of wide-boy shitehawks. The only thing that's changed is they're actually winning things these days.
  4. To be fair, they won their division in 1975. ;)
  5. You might have peaked to early but historically, Man U's 'troughs' rarely stretch beyond 2-3 games. After that it's back on the boil - barring injuries of course ;) . As for us, I'm delighted at Kuyt thus far - he's got a bit of the Rush about him as well as being a level-headed lad - bodes well for us and could be our golden key from here-on in. I can see a good run of results for us with him in the side. I can quite easily see Chelsea drop a few more points 'unexpectedly' if not a self-implosion soon purely due to pressure. Interesting times..
  6. 'Fish n' chips' crisps and Texan bars. Hmmm, isn't it?
  7. Povvo. Get the Sport version. You'll earn much more Shell points that way too.
  8. Blackout in the Red Room by Love/Hate (slightly obscure late '80's LA rock group) takes some beating. Blue Lines by Massive Attack n' all.
  9. The locals must have thought it was a street cleaner.
  10. Yeah, right. ;) "Ow!" "Sorry love.....mind you, s'not bad is it?"
  11. Actually, the more I think of it, feminism is a fucking stupid idea: It exists only for dull earnest birds to revel in the fact that they're, well, birds. "I am woman!" they chirrup. Well done toots, is there anything else we need to know? Following feminism is a default in the absence of any other defining character trait or interest. Sorry Remmie, but no bras and hairy pits in no way make up for their ranting. As far as promiscuity goes; birds have always 'loved it'. Fact!
  12. It's all fine in theory. But then a lot of women who call themselves 'feminists' are just female chauvanists (?). What's wrong with being feminine anyway?
  13. It's all abut how you see it: Badgers are the shock troops of The Scouse Republic, with their surgical strikes against the pampered southern 'elite' in their 'castles'. Polar bear bottles it when up aginst a sardine-can full of yanks. Anyway, my point is: Rhino, Alligator, elephants, Rhinos and Polar Bears are all (probably) protected species. Badgers aint. Why? Well, your badger is the paragon of Darwinism. Despite years of hassle from tooled-up and be-hounded grunts, like The Dude, it prevails. Putting it in a fridge with the above rabble is an insult to its well-honed survival skills. Although a hungry Polar Bear might run it close, the sandwich shop arena decreases its fight by a power of 10 as it raids the meat shelf. Badger, seeing his opportunity rips the white one;'s throat out as he settles for his post-prandial nap. You know it to be true.
  14. What about Half Man Half Biscuit? Attempted Moustache should be there also, just for their name.
  15. Leia was too fucking earnest and a bit prim until Jabba did a 'trinny & susannah' on her.No dirt there. Wilma always had a bit of the Barbarella about her.
  16. Grew up watching Wales in the old five nations, so for me, Union's where it's at. League's only where it is now 'cos of Murdoch pumping his filthy lucre into it in the late '80's & '90's.
  17. Nah man, it's easy: Jib the cow off. It's the proverbial sitting duck. :party: Anyways, controversy is proof of the validity of the whole tournament.
  18. The Pomegranate, the lychee, and the mighty Cox pippin. The holy trinity.
  19. Did you know that 'Badger' in Welsh is 'Mochyn Daear', literally translated as 'earth pig'?
  20. Fuck me, this is the Ukraine vs Switzerland of all the ties. I say Cow. Sloths are in an evolutionary cul-de-sac and would welcome any scrap like they'd just thrown a seven. Cow will get snotted in the next round mind.
  21. My mate ran over a badger with a VW Golf doing 50 once. Looked in his rear-view mirror only to see it shake itself down and scamper, nay 'truck like Pat Roach' back to it's badger lair. To the best of my knowledge, no tentacle on god's green earth could worry a VW. (An american at this point would invite readers to 'do the math').
  22. Gibbon- by virtue of being able to shit on the alligator from great monkey-heights, untouched and in full view of both of their missus'. A win by ritual humiliation,
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