For the last month or so I've been sharing my modest abode with countless furry little fuckers who have taken it upon themselves to eat any uncovered food I leave lying around and then shit all over the place without so much as a thankyou. Now ususally I'm against cruelty to animals but this was just plain rude so I decided that action must be taken.
I'd put down some poison and a few cheapo traps but they had been about as successful as the pop career of that fat bitch from Pop Idol. I had noted, however, that they were particularly fond of Kellogs Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes. With this in mind I thought it may be a good idea to leave an open box out at all times in the hope that I would one day catch the buggers red handed.
You can imagine my delight then, when I resturned home from work yesterday and found two of the bastards in the box filling their furry little faces. Now I'm not going to go into details but lets just say that after a frantic few mintues in the kitchen involving the mice, my foot and a binliner, the rodent motherfuckers are no more. Result!