Uncle Junior

And who the fuck is this guy? What kinda fuckin name is that, is he a fuckin robot or something? Go fuck R2D2 you robot finook cocksucker

What can I say about this guy? The ancient Romans had a word for it....... asshole!

You know, it wasn't too long ago, I remember you used to wait in the car. And as far as I'm concerned you should still be there.

Best newcomer should be me, although I gotta say I fuckin love that crazy count. He isn't likely to put a contract out on a guy who doesn't vote for him as best newcomer, whereas I would do that in a fuckin heartbeat. So you cocksuckers better vote for Uncle Jun

Having to pretend to be something you're not isn't easy though my friend. I have some experience of this myself, as I had to pretend to be crazy to try and beat this fuckin RICO case the feds had against me. Guy comes to my house and says "What's your name?". So I says "a blonde with big tits and a hat full of viagra". He didn't buy it, and I had to stand trial. I lived my whole life with dignity. Now I gotta pretend I'm a fuckin' droolin' idiot. Shcoombadi.

Only the Irish would allow women to write about sports. Crazy micks.

I know a guy who can take your action if you like.

hehehehehe that's very funny my friend. Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

He's just breakin your balls a little, don't be so fuckin sensitive. You're like a fuckin housewife on the rag sometimes.

The kid's a fuckin asshole but he serves a purpose. Maybe takin him out would make a lot of people happy, but from a business point of view this cocksucker is invaluable. Sometimes in the waste management business things can get a little heavy. Only yesterday we were trying to get some information from a guy, but he was being a stubborn prick. We tried everything to get this strunz to talk, but what did we get from him? Nothin, zilch. My nephew was just about to cut his losses and dump this guy in the weeds, when I came up an idea. I sat this fat fuck down and told him he had to read every one frogboy's posts. All fuckin ten thousand or whatever the fuck it is. "No problem, I can do that standing on my head you stupid old fuck. You won't make me talk" says the guy. hehehehehehe. He managed three fuckin posts and then he was singing like Sinatra. So in answer to your question Kopite my friend, I'm sorry but frogboy gets a pass.

Italy will beat USA in the final, it's all been arranged. I'm saying no more.

I'll reach out to the guy, maybe try and arrange a sit down. A word to the wide though my friend, those fuckin Sicilian's are real hot heads, and stubborn fucks too.

Bobby's first wife made the best Ziti, but she's dead now (may she rest in peace). Bobby's screwing my big fat niece Janice now - now there's an image! - and her Ziti tastes like fifty chinamen have come in from the rice fields and washed their feet in it.

You might run this forum, but you don't run Uncle Junior

The shit comes out of his fuckin mouth

If you're looking for sympathy frog boy, fuggedaboutit. You act like a strunz, you'll be treated like a strunz. Now shut the fuck up, strunz.

You want Will fuckin Smith to sing Ring of Fire? Johnny Cash would be doin fuckin summersaults in his grave. Wassamattawityou?

Hehe, if there's any flies on you, they're payin fuckin rent

This Stubbs cocksucker, he's the only guy I ever saw who could stand in the rain with his hands behind his back smokin a cigarette.

You're a bit late fucko, someone already said that. Next you'll be telling us that John F Kennedy has been killed. Keep up, you fuckin schoombadi

Hoooooo, you still here? I thought I told you to go fuck Miss Piggy

This Big Phil Scolari guy sounds like he's from the old school. A boss needs has to be low profile, and shouldn't want his fuckin face on the front of Time fuckin magazine. That's where John Gotti fucked up, God rest his soul.

Big Phil, Fat Sam.... I'm starting to feel more at home here every day.

What are you a fuckin lawyer? I could use a good lawyer, mine has gone a little oogatz lately. A good guy, kept me outta the can on many occasions, but he's losing it a little these days, the poor fuck. You think you can get me outta this house arrest thing? It's fuckin killing me. I used to have a great fuckin life, now I'm sat here each day in a fuckin internet chatroom talkin to a bunch of fuckin losers. No disrespect.

All this fuckin taking people to court to get money back, what the fuck is the world coming to? This fuckin Parry guy, he's acting like a real fuckin pussy. All this 'mother may I' shit, I despair I really fuckin do. What kinda way is this to do business. Just send a couple of fuckin guys around and make the cocksucker cough up the fuckin money. We're not a fuckin sewing circle here, it's big fuckin business.